Brandi Whyne 2

By Celine Chatillon

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne... And Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates.

In Chapter Two: Lashed at the Mast! strong-willed, hot-blooded Brandi Whyne finds herself tied up for a bout of “discipline” with ship’s disciplinarian Zelda. After her experience, Captain Robin Manhood—along with several other crew members—are pleasantly surprised at how well Brandi adapts to life aboard the Purple Pulsating Parsnip. Robin sends Brandi on an undercover mission to ascertain why the dangerously sexy space smuggler Daro is delivering inferior adult toys. But first Brandi has to make Zelda’s leather-wearing ex-lover Zelina jealous. But will silver pasties and crotchless panties really do the trick?

• Language: English
• Publisher: eXtasy Books Inc
• Release date: May 20, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311702999

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Chapter Two

Lashed at the Mast!

Editor’s note: If you want to know the how and why Robin rescued Brandi and how she boarded his space vessel, the Pulsating Purple Parsnip, why it has such a strange name and shape, and how the Goddess of Fun, Fertility, and Family Planning chose Robin to become her one and only soul mate, read Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter One—Captured by Space Pirates! Royalties go to help stray deaf space pets find good homes. That is, homes without show tune singing space pirates. Thank you.

When last we saw our hapless heroine…

Willie smiled at my predicament. Ms. Whyne here declined a direct order, Captain.

Robin approached the comm console and took in the situation. With hands behind his back like a ship’s captain of days long ago, he calmly spoke. She refused to obey a direct order?

Willie nodded, a broad smile cutting his round face in two.

I stomped my foot down hard. No, that’s not true. Willie tempted me, but he did not order me to suck his cock.

I find that hard to believe. Robin spun on his heels, crossed to his chair and sat down. We have penalties for crewmembers who don’t follow orders from their commanding officers, Ms. Whyne.

But I did not disobey a direct command, sir!

It’s your word against his, but we do have a witness. He turned his chair to face to John Thomas. Did Brandi disobey Willie’s orders, John Thomas?

Brandi is our friend, the giant said slowly. But she wasn’t acting friendly toward Willie just now.

I see. Robin stood and nodded toward a tall pole standing before the ship’s main viewing screen. Then she will have to be disciplined.

Yeah! Yeah! John Thomas shouted, clapping. Can I go get Zelda?

Engage the autopilot, John Thomas, and then you can go get Zelda, Robin said, smiling at the giant’s enthusiasm.

I watched in fascination as Robin retrieved a long, deep purple velvet-covered rope from a small locker beside his chair. He motioned for me to stand beside him. Come here, Crewmen Whyne.

The devil himself entered me at that moment. I decided then and there I wasn’t going to cooperate with whatever depraved activity they had planned.

What if I say no?

Robin waggled an eyebrow and grinned. Hmmm…actually, it might go better for you if you did.

Our story begins…

How did I get into this mess? I berated myself, glaring at Robin Manhood, my captain and lover, chosen by the goddess herself to be my soul mate. This, of course, was not my first time in this particular situation. I seem to find myself wallowing in such trouble with drooling packs of randy men staring at me all the time. In fact, Robin had rescued me from one potential gang-rape scenario not so long ago.

I owed my allegiance, my life, and my all to Robin Manhood. But being tied to a stake for such a minor infraction? I think not. I stayed my ground.

Now, Brandi… He made a playful come-here gesture with his finger. You agreed to follow our ship’s rules when you came aboard. Now, accept your punishment like a big girl. I promise, you’ll enjoy it.

Enjoy it? I rolled my eyes as I spat out the words. Why would anyone in their right mind enjoy being tied up to pole? It’s completely insane.

She’s right on that point, Willie, my tormenting shipmate, agreed. He stroked his blond chin hairs, instead of the semi-flaccid cock that dangled below his crimson tunic before turning to face his dark-eyed captain. "Then again, we’re not exactly a completely sane lot aboard the Parsnip, are we?"

Robin chuckled low in his throat. Not by a long shot. He wrapped the velvet cord about his wrist and grinned like the devil at me. I wonder what’s keeping Zelda? My appointment with her wasn’t until two.

Bigguns had her booked all this morning, said Willie. "I checked. Damn Cyclops can’t get enough discipline. He served beside you on that evil, lisping, frilly collared Bak Azzward’s crew