Brandi Whyne 3

By Celine Chatillon

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Pirates of the Caribbean, Fanny Hill and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne... And Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates.

In Chapter Three: Bound for Adventure! Brandi goes undercover but is soon found out by sexy smuggler Daro. She bravely faces death by oversized dildo—until Robin and the gang save the day. After Dr. Kwak’s “rat poison” interrogation, it appears Daro is working for dreaded inter-dimensional bandits. What can they do? Why, Robin takes charge of the situation by announcing its time for a ship wide orgy, of course!

• Language: English
• Publisher: eXtasy Books Inc
• Release date: May 20, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310316869

Book preview

Chapter Three

Bound for Adventure!

Editor’s note: If you want to know the how and why Robin rescued Brandi and how she boarded his space vessel, the Pulsating Purple Parsnip, why it has such a strange name and shape, and how the Goddess of Fun, Fertility and Family Planning chose Robin to become her one and only soul mate, read Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter One—Captured by Space Pirates! Royalties go to help stray deaf space pets find good homes. That is, homes without show tune singing space pirates. Thank you.

To learn more ship’s discipline read Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures: Chapter Two: Lashed at the Mast! Royalties go to help rehabilitate deaf entertainers slaving in backwater watering holes throughout the galaxy filled with show tune singing pirates. Thank you.

When last we spied our hapless heroine…

The smuggler Daro greedily massaged my clit with his thumb and thrust another finger deep into my cunt. Moaning, I wrapped my legs about his waist as he lifted me up and wedged me hard against the navigation console. I reached for his zipper to free his erection from its sticky prison. He batted my hands away. His eyes grew wild with lust and glowed with something else…could it be power?

Can’t wait for it, can you? His laughter sent chills up my spine. "Robin is a shrewd one. You can’t wait to have me pumping and ramming my cock into you until I come and come again and forget all about my mission. You want me to forget why I came aboard the Parsnip in the first place."

Didn’t you come aboard to drop off your cargo and give Zelina a lift?

I did my best to sound innocent, but it was difficult to do while he continued to stroke my clit and my g-spot in such an aggressive manner. I panted and blew out several breaths, desperate to not to reveal my own purpose for following Daro to his ship.

Is that what you think? He arched a black eyebrow. His lips thinned to a sneer. He didn’t act convinced. Maybe after you’ve come a few dozen times you’ll tell me why Robin is acting suspicious of me. How would you like that?

Like…what? I moaned again. He continued ramming his eager digits into me. The familiar spasms low in my belly threatened to overwhelm me. Don’t come, I told myself repeatedly. Calm down now and relax. Relax. Don’t let him get the upper hand in this situation. Seduce him, and he’ll be putty in your hands…

Hmm…fuck me, Daro. Now. Please? I can’t take much more of this exquisite torture.

Torture, eh? What an excellent idea.

In one swift move, Daro grabbed a pair of magnetic handcuffs from his back pocket and clicked them onto my wrists. He dragged me kicking and twisting from the bridge. Thank you for reminding me about such a pleasurable means of extracting information out of you, my dear.

Our story begins…

This can’t be happening!

Robin Manhood had chosen me to spy on his chief contraband smuggler, Daro, in order to discover who or what was behind Daro’s sudden display of wealth and his attempts to pass off shoddy merchandise. My mission—to determine whether Daro was working for Bak Azzwards’ rival pirate smuggling operation or the Galactic Cosa Nostra. Meanwhile Zelda, our ship’s disciplinarian, was doing her best to determine if Daro’s unexpected passenger, Zelina, was in on the deal or just a disappointed former lover looking to join our crew aboard the Pulsating Purple Parsnip.

But I hadn’t planned on being handcuffed and tortured!

Daro, darling… What kind of fun and games do you have in mind?

I tried my best to sound sexy and playful. I thought I could convince him to release me from the cuffs if I sounded cooperative. After all, Robin and Zelda had tied me to the mast with velvet cords for my bout of