To Lay the Dirty Queen

By Celine Chatillon

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know there will be loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

As Chapter 9 opens, Brandi finds herself at the hands of dirty Queen Broomhilda and a dozen horny ladies-in-waiting. After a bit of fun, she escapes and discovers renegade Prince Juanito has been creating android replicas of King Ricardo's court. Will these mechanoid sex workers overthrow the monarch, or do they play only a small part in a much grander scheme devised by Robin's evil ex, Marian? Can Brandi defeat an army of her own android clones?

• Language: English
• Publisher: eXtasy Books Inc
• Release date: Dec 1, 2015
• ISBN: 9781487404581

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What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know there will be loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

As Chapter 9 opens, Brandi finds herself at the hands of dirty Queen Broomhilda and a dozen horny ladies-in-waiting. After a bit of fun, she escapes and discovers renegade Prince Juanito has been creating android replicas of King Ricardo’s court. Will these mechanoid sex workers overthrow the monarch, or do they play only a small part in a much grander scheme devised by Robin’s evil ex, Marian? Can Brandi defeat an army of her own android clones?

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To Lay the Dirty Queen

Chapter Nine

Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures

By

Celine Chatillon

Dedication

To Brandi—the voice in my head that just won’t rest until I tell all of her story. All of it.

To Lay the Dirty Queen

When last we spied our hapless heroine...

Oh, pish-posh and bother. Captain Manhood, would you like to oblige me?

With my range of vision obstructed, I couldn’t quite make out where my lover was located in the room. I’d spied him last reclining naked in a sea of pastel satin pillows located along one side of the queen’s bedchamber.

He wasn’t alone, either.

Your Majesty, I would be honored, but I’m afraid, like my friend Bigguns, your ladies-in-waiting have worn me out momentarily.

A high pitched titter of giggles and the pale flash of flesh from several underdressed tarts darting back and forth from the orgy pit to retrieve wine cups from a refreshment tray gave evidence of the company he had kept.

After a little rest and refreshment, I shall be more than happy to oblige you.

Whores! I saw red—how dare Robin! I bit my tired tongue to keep from screaming and clenched my fists at my sides. How dare my lover screw a dozen noblewomen and then take up the harlot queen’s offer to service her with his gorgeous cock as well? I took a deep breath and reasoned with myself. It wasn’t personal. Robin was doing the same thing as I had been doing downstairs with the king and his advisors—gathering intel and making connections in the court so we could get to the bottom of things so we could all trade freely in the universe.

Speaking of bottoms, did he really have to keep fondling all those lovely round ass cheeks in front of me? Yes, he did. I realized that a moment later when one fat ass bent over to retrieve a hastily thrown slipper near to my hiding place. I read the inscription neatly stamped across her left buttock—K.R.A.P.P. King Ricardo’s Army of Party Poopers?

Were all the ladies-in-waiting androids built by the same people who’d made Marian? Did the queen know? Had she been duped?

The queen slowly rolled over on her mattress. My gaze was drawn like a genetically modified moth to a manmade moon as my eyes focused upon the queen’s wide, pale ass. The metal plate on her gargantuan white butt cheeks said it all—J.A.C.K.O.F.F.

The acronym for Prince Juanito’s mercenary army! Juanito’s Army Corp/Killers of Family Fuck-ups. The horny queen wasn’t even human! King Ricardo’s horrible marriage was all a sham. I smiled. At least the miserable man would be relieved to know that he’d get to keep everything in the divorce, since androids had no civil rights according to Terran law.

The only not-so-good thing to come out of this revelation was discovering just how far the possible infiltration of interdimensional bandits had occurred on Old Terra and that possibly Prince Juanito’s army was planning to usurp the king. To think, androids had made it to the very top rungs