Brandi Whyne 8

By Celine Chatillon

What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

In Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first, Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?

• Language: English
• Publisher: eXtasy Books Inc
• Release date: Sep 14, 2015
• ISBN: 9781487404031

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What do you get when Star Wars meets Sherwood Forest? Mix in a little Fanny Hill and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and you get Brandi Whyne and Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures (with Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates). With a series title that long, you know it’s going to be filled with loads of laughs, tons of sci-fi fun and plenty of hot sex!

In Chapter 8, the space pirates long to discover what K.R.A.P.P. and the android Marian are up to, but first, Brandi needs to discipline Willie for fibbing about his past. A little demonstration and another great orgy later, the Triple P arrives at Old Terra and comes under attack. Can Brandi and company out-prank a prankster, survive a crash landing, and pull the plug on henpecked King Ricardo’s evil queen before it’s too late?

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Brandi Whyne 8

Copyright © 2015 Celine Chatillon

ISBN: 978-1-4874-0403-1

Cover art by Martine Jardin

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Brandi Whyne

And Her Incredibly Erotic Adventures

(With Robin Manhood and His Totally Sexed-Out Space Pirates)

Chapter 8: Brandi Courts Disaster

By

Celine Chatillon

Dedication

To Brandi—the voice in my head that just won’t rest until I tell all of her story. All of it.

Chapter Eight: Brandi Courts Disaster

When last we spied our hapless heroine...

Why are we going to Old Terra? I asked, hopping out of bed. If Marian didn’t tell us what Jacques Swallows wants us to do next, aren’t we supposed to just sit and await directions?

Robin Manhood paused at the door. Yes, but we need to keep tabs on what androids Marian and Andrew are up to... We can’t let those two idiots who call themselves kings of Old Terra allow an interdimensional invasion of the galaxy now, can we?

I never knew you cared so much about your fellow man, I said in awe. I hugged him.

Of course I care—men are some of our best customers!

I shook my head. Of course. It’s always business, isn’t it? Still, what excuse do we give android Marian for following her ship to Old Terra?

Hmm... He stroked his chin. How’s your back?

I spun around and touched my toes. I’m feeling much better, thank you.

You still need to see that bone shifter that Kwak was talking about on Old Terra, right?

Oh, I see. Right. I bent over and groaned. I’m in agony. Total agony.

You bending over like that makes me feel so hot—

I’m injured, Robin! I popped up again and began to dress for the bridge. No more fun for you until I’m healed.

Shit! We at least have a legit excuse to follow them into the inner worlds, and it gives us more time to figure out what these manipulative mechanoids are up to.

But they’ve just undocked. How will we be able to spy on them effectively?

"You forget—we’ve got the biosensors. And with Bigguns, Dum Luk and Kwak working on them, I bet they can boost their range. We’ll have some insight into what’s happening onboard the Enveloper."

What if they’ve discovered the biosensors?

He wiggled his eyebrows at me. "Well, then we’re screwed—but it’s not like