One Hundred Very Interesting Jokes
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This is a compilation of one hundred (generally inoffensive) jokes, some short, some long. Each joke is given a title and is numbered.
They vary in length - from very short (a couple of lines) to fairly long (thirty lines plus).
After the main body of jokes there is a section which explains each one for readers who might not have fully understood the joke.
This could be useful for readers who are not native speakers of English - or even readers from other parts of the English-speaking world where the humour of some jokes may be incomprehensible or opaque.
There is also a list of the jokes by title, and by number. Some of these sections may be more or less useful according to the format in which the book is viewed.
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One Hundred Very Interesting Jokes - Ebenezer Jackson-Firefly
1. INTRODUCTION
This is the fourth compendium of jokes by Ebenezer Jackson-Firefly (in fact a nom de plume, since his real name is Ezekiel Jackson-Firefly). His first three joke books were published in April and May 2012 to the delight of himself and the horror of connoisseurs of humorous writing. Nobody bought a single copy and as a further act of revenge on the reading public, Mr. Jackson-Firefly has let loose yet another one hundred jokes.
For the time being his cupboard is once more bare again of jokes. However, he’ll doubtlessly replenish it over the next few weeks and release another joke book, if only for the satisfaction of seeing the fruits of his literary genius appear on his computer screen in the catalogue of various booksellers. This time Mr. Jackson-Firefly has insisted on the title of ‘One Hundred Very Interesting Jokes’ in order to hoodwink the public yet again, as they are not at all interesting.
As in the other collections, we have added a section ‘Don’t Get It?’ which explains the inner workings of the jokes for those readers who may not have seen the humour or understood the punchline. It might be useful to readers whose first language is not English, or then again be of no use to anybody. It was Mr. Jackson-Firefly’s idea, not mine. Who knows what he was thinking.
There is an eccentric numbering system for the jokes which Mr Jackson-Firefly is keen to patent. A search for the joke by adding the letter x to the joke number either at the beginning or the end should bring the reader to it instantly. Likewise, by adding the letter z at the beginning or the end the explanation of the joke might be found.
Mr Jackson-Firefly tells me he has nothing more to add to this introduction and is creaking around the kitchen, having stated his intention to eat some quince jam with a runcible spoon and to drink a cup of warming breakfast tea.
A grand farewell for the time being, The Editor.
2. CONTENTS: JOKES BY TITLE
A DIFFICULT SPELLING QUESTION x0532x
A MEAL IN THE RESTAURANT x0598x
A NIGHT IN THE PUB x0508x
A SELF-MADE MAN x0599x
ADAM AND EVE x0593x
ALLIGATOR BOOTS x0530x
AT THE BORDER x0594x
CAKES AND ALE x0561x
CAUGHT SHIRKING x0554x
CHEMISTRY CLASS x0520x
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS x0577x
CLASSICAL LITERATURE x0578x
CLIP-CLOP x0526x
CORRECT ETIQUETTE x0556x
CURRENCY CONVERSION x0565x
DOCTOR AND PATIENT x0580x
DOWN BY THE RIVER x0543x
EGGS FOR BREAKFAST x0549x
ENGLISH GRAMMAR x0536x
EVERYONE’S BUSY x0544x
GIVE ME A BEER x0597x
HICCUPS x0595x
HOLMES AND WATSON x0563x
IN THE DESERT x0581x
IN THE LIBRARY x0504x
IN THE RIVER x0585x
KING OF THE ANIMALS - 1 x0569x
KING OF THE ANIMALS - 2 x0570x
MESSAGE TO FROG x0546x
MOUSE VERSUS CAT x0542x
MOVING PEOPLE ON x0551x
MY MAN x0562x
NO PROFANITY, PLEASE x0517x
SPELLING DIFFICULTIES x0588x
SWEET NAMES x0573x
THE ANGRY CAFÉ OWNER. x0509x
THE BAPTISM x0550x
THE BELLRINGER x0548x
THE BULL IN THE FIELD x0529x
THE CHRISTIAN HORSE x0600x
THE DANCING RATS x0513x
THE DIVORCE JUDGE x0545x
THE DOCTOR’S DIAGNOSIS x0560x
THE DUSTY MIRROR x0566x
THE ENGAGEMENT x0579x
THE ENGLISH ALPHABET x0534x
THE ESCAPED MONKEY x0572x
THE EYE TEST x0586x
THE FALSE SHOTGUN x0547x
THE FRENCH CLASS x0564x
THE FRENCH SCIENTIST’S BOOK x0531x
THE FUNNY NUMBERS x0506x
THE GENIE AND THE THREE WISHES x0503x
THE GERMAN COUSIN’S FARM x0589x
THE GHOST x0525x
THE GIRLFRIEND x0557x
THE HEAVY SNOWFALL x0582x
THE HIGH-HEELED SHOE x0528x
THE INDECISIVE TEACHER x0519x
THE INITIATIVE TEST x0512x
THE LECTURE x0505x
THE MARBLE x0558x
THE MURDER CASE x0552x
THE NEW MANAGER x0596x
THE OLD COUNTRY REMEDY x0583x
THE OLD FAMILY BIBLE x0518x
THE OLD MAN WITH THE WALKING STICK x0541x
THE OTHER CASTLE x0514x
THE PIANO PLAYER x0575x
THE PREACHER’S BIBLE x0576x
THE PRIEST’S FIRST MASS x0591x
THE PUPPY x0584x
THE QUICK DRINKER x0516x
THE RACEHORSE x0524x
THE RAILWAY STRIKE x0567x
THE RAILWAYMEN ON TRIAL x0507x
THE REAL COWBOY x0539x
THE RECOMMENDED BOOK x0537x
THE REFERENCES x0555x
THE RESTAURANT BILL x0559x
THE SLEEPING PILLS x0510x
THE SNOWSTORM x0568x
THE SPELLING TEST x0533x
THE STOLEN LORRY x0515x
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS x0592x
THE TATTOOED MAN x0553x
THE THREE AGENTS x0540x
THE TRIP INTO TOWN x0522x
THE TWIN HORSES x0527x
THE TWO HIKERS x0511x
THE VAMPIRE BATS x0521x
THE VET x0587x
THE WHITE HORSE x0523x
THE WOLF CUB AND HIS MOTHER x0502x
THE WOULD-BE SUICIDE x0538x
THEOLOGICAL DELIBERATIONS x0571x
THIS CAT IS NOT FOR SALE x0501x
UNUSUAL WORDS x0590x
WHICH WAY DO I GO? x0574x
WHO WROTE IT? x0535x
3. CONTENTS: JOKES 1-100 ACCORDING TO NUMBER
x0501x THIS CAT IS NOT FOR SALE
x0502x THE WOLF CUB AND HIS MOTHER
x0503x THE GENIE AND THE THREE WISHES
x0504x IN THE LIBRARY
x0505x THE LECTURE
x0506x THE FUNNY NUMBERS
x0507x THE RAILWAYMEN ON TRIAL
x0508x A NIGHT IN THE PUB
x0509x THE ANGRY CAFÉ OWNER.
x0510x THE SLEEPING PILLS
x0511x THE TWO HIKERS
x0512x THE INITIATIVE TEST
x0513x THE DANCING RATS
x0514x THE OTHER CASTLE
x0515x THE STOLEN LORRY
x0516x THE QUICK DRINKER
x0517x NO PROFANITY, PLEASE
x0518x THE OLD FAMILY BIBLE
x0519x THE INDECISIVE TEACHER
x0520x CHEMISTRY CLASS
x0521x THE VAMPIRE BATS
x0522x THE TRIP INTO TOWN
x0523x THE WHITE HORSE
x0524x THE RACEHORSE
x0525x THE GHOST
x0526x CLIP-CLOP
x0527x THE TWIN HORSES
x0528x THE HIGH-HEELED SHOE
x0529x THE BULL IN THE FIELD
x0530x ALLIGATOR BOOTS
x0531x THE FRENCH SCIENTIST’S BOOK
x0532x A DIFFICULT SPELLING QUESTION
x0533x THE SPELLING TEST
x0534x THE ENGLISH ALPHABET
x0535x WHO WROTE IT?
x0536x ENGLISH GRAMMAR
x0537x THE RECOMMENDED BOOK
x0538x THE WOULD-BE SUICIDE
x0539x THE REAL COWBOY
x0540x THE THREE AGENTS
x0541x THE OLD MAN WITH THE WALKING STICK
x0542x MOUSE VERSUS CAT
x0543x DOWN BY THE RIVER
x0544x EVERYONE’S BUSY
x0545x THE DIVORCE JUDGE
x0546x MESSAGE TO FROG
x0547x THE FALSE SHOTGUN
x0548x THE BELLRINGER
x0549x EGGS FOR BREAKFAST
x0550x THE BAPTISM
x0551x MOVING PEOPLE ON
x0552x THE MURDER CASE
x0553x THE TATTOOED MAN
x0554x CAUGHT SHIRKING
x0555x THE REFERENCES
x0556x CORRECT ETIQUETTE
x0557x THE GIRLFRIEND
x0558x THE MARBLE
x0559x THE RESTAURANT BILL
x0560x THE DOCTOR’S DIAGNOSIS
x0561x CAKES AND ALE
x0562x MY MAN
x0563x HOLMES AND WATSON
x0564x THE FRENCH CLASS
x0565x CURRENCY CONVERSION
x0566x THE DUSTY MIRROR
x0567x THE RAILWAY STRIKE
x0568x THE SNOWSTORM
x0569x KING OF THE ANIMALS - 1
x0570x KING OF THE ANIMALS - 2
x0571x THEOLOGICAL DELIBERATIONS
x0572x THE ESCAPED MONKEY
x0573x SWEET NAMES
x0574x WHICH WAY DO I GO?
x0575x THE PIANO PLAYER
x0576x THE PREACHER’S BIBLE
x0577x CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
x0578x CLASSICAL LITERATURE
x0579x THE ENGAGEMENT
x0580x DOCTOR AND PATIENT
x0581x IN THE DESERT
x0582x THE HEAVY SNOWFALL
x0583x THE OLD COUNTRY REMEDY
x0584x THE PUPPY
x0585x IN THE RIVER
x0586x THE EYE TEST
x0587x THE VET
x0588x SPELLING DIFFICULTIES
x0589x THE GERMAN COUSIN’S FARM
x0590x UNUSUAL WORDS
x0591x THE PRIEST’S FIRST MASS
x0592x THE SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS
x0593x ADAM AND EVE
x0594x AT THE BORDER
x0595x HICCUPS
x0596x THE NEW MANAGER
x0597x GIVE ME A BEER
x0598x A MEAL IN THE RESTAURANT
x0599x A SELF-MADE MAN
x0600x THE CHRISTIAN HORSE
4. ONE HUNDRED JOKES
x0501x THIS CAT IS NOT FOR SALE
A beggar was sitting on the street in London where there were many antique shops. Next to him he had a sign asking for money to feed himself and his cat, which was sitting next to him. It was a skinny ugly-looking cat. In front of it there was a willow-pattern saucer with milk in it.
An antique dealer walking past the beggar noticed that the saucer was very valuable, and wondered how he could obtain it. He knew that if he offered money for the saucer the beggar would become suspicious and would realise that it was valuable and ask a very high price for it, so instead he said,
What a lovely cat you have! Is it a he or a she?
It’s a he,
said the beggar. It’s a tomcat.
Well, what a handsome little animal he is!
said the antique dealer. Has he got a name?
He’s called Tiger,
said the beggar.
I really like him,
said the antique dealer. I wonder if you’d sell him to me?
This cat is not for sale!
said the beggar.
Ten pounds?
asked the antique dealer.
Not for sale.
Twenty?
Not for sale.
Since the saucer was worth hundreds of pounds, the antique dealer offered more and more money. When he reached two hundred pounds the beggar agreed to sell Tiger.
He gave the money to the beggar and picked up the ugly skinny cat, and said, "Since I’ve paid you two hundred pounds for the cat, you