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And that’s no bull

There is high excitement here at Lush Places, at least on my part: The Stud Bull Catalogue has arrived. Because I have sheep, and no cows, and no intention of ever having cows, I have no use, obviously, for a stud bull. Or any sort of bull. I am terrified of bulls, while at the same time having an inexplicable sort of obsession with them.

Perhaps it

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