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    Three Trials
    Two Kingdoms
    Four Psychos
    Audiobook series4 titles

    Dark Side Series

    Written by Kristy Cunning

    Narrated by Hollie Jackson

    4/5

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    About this series

    The life goals have stacked up since I started this journey as a sad, lonely little ghost. I'm not sure how things escalated so quickly from trying to be seen and heard, to bearing the weight of the world on my vain little shoulders. As a result, my goals have gotten a little more serious . . .

    Goal #14: Learn to take a hit without breaking or suffering some type of death.

    Goal #15: Decide once and for all if I'm going to save or destroy the world. I'm not sure why people put this sort of responsibility on hell-spawn like me.

    Goal #16: Practice my evil laugh, because all hell-spawn need a good evil laugh.

    Goal #17: Find and kill all the unicorns. Mwahahahahaha.

    Goal #18: Live to enjoy forever with the guys I sacrificed all my memories to save.

    Goal #19: No matter what, they don't get to die. Or I really will be the Apocalypse.

    We're the most screwed up collection of antiheroes the world has ever seen, because the only thing that makes me want to save the world is knowing I could lose my boys forever if I don't. It's one hell of a love story, you know?

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateSep 1, 1999
    Three Trials
    Two Kingdoms
    Four Psychos

    Titles in the series (4)

    • 1

      Four Psychos
      Four Psychos

      Four Psychos

      Kristy Cunning
      4/5 - 207 ratings
      4/5 - 207 ratings

      I'm not so different from most people. Like everyone else, I have life goals. Goal #1: Become a real girl instead of this invisible ghost thing I currently am. Goal #2: Convince the four men I've been haunting for the past five years to pick me to be their new toy after goal one is complete. Goal #3: Figure out who/what I am and why I can't remember anything past the five years I've been haunting this quad. Goal #4: Eat popcorn. See? Perfectly normal. Sort of. Gotta start small, after all. It's not like anyone else is perfect either. Contains mature themes.

      I'm not so different from most people. Like everyone else, I have life goals. Goal #1: Become a real girl instead of this invisible ghost thing I currently am. Goal #2: Convince the four men I've been haunting for the past five years to pick me to be their new toy after goal one is complete. Goal #3: Figure out who/what I am and why I can't remember anything past the five years I've been haunting this quad. Goal #4: Eat popcorn. See? Perfectly normal. Sort of. Gotta start small, after all. It's not like anyone else is perfect either. Contains mature themes.

    • 2

      Three Trials
      Three Trials

      Three Trials

      Kristy Cunning
      4/5 - 127 ratings
      4/5 - 127 ratings

      So, I've checked off some life goals and added a few new ones to my list. Goal #5: Get out of hell's belly without letting my ungrateful charges die. Goal #6: Get a new name that's more badass. Goal #7: Stop wasting my breath on lectures and start annoying the quad hell squad every time they annoy me. Fight fire with fire. Ha! Another hell pun. Goal 8: Find out who the hell killed me. I'll add more. I don't want to overwhelm myself before I even finish checking off my old goals. But seriously, I really do need a more badass name, considering how much I have to keep saving my damsels in distress. I probably shouldn't call them damsels, since they're a little murderous and all. Maybe I should add seeing a hell-certified psychologist to my list of goals. Contains mature themes.

      So, I've checked off some life goals and added a few new ones to my list. Goal #5: Get out of hell's belly without letting my ungrateful charges die. Goal #6: Get a new name that's more badass. Goal #7: Stop wasting my breath on lectures and start annoying the quad hell squad every time they annoy me. Fight fire with fire. Ha! Another hell pun. Goal 8: Find out who the hell killed me. I'll add more. I don't want to overwhelm myself before I even finish checking off my old goals. But seriously, I really do need a more badass name, considering how much I have to keep saving my damsels in distress. I probably shouldn't call them damsels, since they're a little murderous and all. Maybe I should add seeing a hell-certified psychologist to my list of goals. Contains mature themes.

    • 3

      Two Kingdoms
      Two Kingdoms

      Two Kingdoms

      Kristy Cunning
      4/5 - 81 ratings
      4/5 - 81 ratings

      I'm getting a little tired of completing my goals, only to have the bar raised too substantially for me to transition at a productive pace. I started off as a sad little ghost with an impossible crush on four really hot, Gothic guys with some attitude problems. Now I'm The Apocalypse, they're the Four Horsemen, and Lucifer is my fucked-up daddy. Now my additional goals look like this. Goal #9: Make a deal with the Devil without getting cheated, manipulated, or tricked. Goal #10: Make my boys love me and take over the world . . . okay . . . so maybe just that first part. That second part sounds like it could take too much ambition, and I just don't have the drive for that. Goal #11: Make cookies. Goal #12: Call dibs on my favorite color. Goal #13: Find out if my siblings or my father killed me and my boys . . . Contains mature themes.

      I'm getting a little tired of completing my goals, only to have the bar raised too substantially for me to transition at a productive pace. I started off as a sad little ghost with an impossible crush on four really hot, Gothic guys with some attitude problems. Now I'm The Apocalypse, they're the Four Horsemen, and Lucifer is my fucked-up daddy. Now my additional goals look like this. Goal #9: Make a deal with the Devil without getting cheated, manipulated, or tricked. Goal #10: Make my boys love me and take over the world . . . okay . . . so maybe just that first part. That second part sounds like it could take too much ambition, and I just don't have the drive for that. Goal #11: Make cookies. Goal #12: Call dibs on my favorite color. Goal #13: Find out if my siblings or my father killed me and my boys . . . Contains mature themes.

    • 4

      One Apocalypse
      One Apocalypse

      One Apocalypse

      Kristy Cunning
      4/5 - 57 ratings
      4/5 - 57 ratings

      The life goals have stacked up since I started this journey as a sad, lonely little ghost. I'm not sure how things escalated so quickly from trying to be seen and heard, to bearing the weight of the world on my vain little shoulders. As a result, my goals have gotten a little more serious . . . Goal #14: Learn to take a hit without breaking or suffering some type of death. Goal #15: Decide once and for all if I'm going to save or destroy the world. I'm not sure why people put this sort of responsibility on hell-spawn like me. Goal #16: Practice my evil laugh, because all hell-spawn need a good evil laugh. Goal #17: Find and kill all the unicorns. Mwahahahahaha. Goal #18: Live to enjoy forever with the guys I sacrificed all my memories to save. Goal #19: No matter what, they don't get to die. Or I really will be the Apocalypse. We're the most screwed up collection of antiheroes the world has ever seen, because the only thing that makes me want to save the world is knowing I could lose my boys forever if I don't. It's one hell of a love story, you know? Contains mature themes.

      The life goals have stacked up since I started this journey as a sad, lonely little ghost. I'm not sure how things escalated so quickly from trying to be seen and heard, to bearing the weight of the world on my vain little shoulders. As a result, my goals have gotten a little more serious . . . Goal #14: Learn to take a hit without breaking or suffering some type of death. Goal #15: Decide once and for all if I'm going to save or destroy the world. I'm not sure why people put this sort of responsibility on hell-spawn like me. Goal #16: Practice my evil laugh, because all hell-spawn need a good evil laugh. Goal #17: Find and kill all the unicorns. Mwahahahahaha. Goal #18: Live to enjoy forever with the guys I sacrificed all my memories to save. Goal #19: No matter what, they don't get to die. Or I really will be the Apocalypse. We're the most screwed up collection of antiheroes the world has ever seen, because the only thing that makes me want to save the world is knowing I could lose my boys forever if I don't. It's one hell of a love story, you know? Contains mature themes.

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