Cute but Psycho
Written by Beatrix Hollow
Narrated by Aleksi Graves, Jay Raymond, Rip Devons and Theo Sinclair
4.5/5
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I'm certifiably insane. Just ask my amazing therapist. He's my soul mate and a vampiric serial killer. There's no one I'd rather stalk more.
Except no more late-night slinking for me. I'm in the Asylum, committed as a danger to myself and others. They tell me I'm delusional, and they aren't wrong...except about what.
See, this place is made for supernaturals too dangerous to let roam free. The doctors, the staff, the family members that helped put us here are all in on it, trying to convince us magic is just another delusion. They plan to keep us here forever—sedated and docile.
Aren't we all just perfect test subjects for inhumane experiments? Well, the doctors think so at least.
Yeah...it's time to bust out of the loony bin. Unfortunately for our zookeepers, we're the most dangerous supernaturals there are, and we haven't been taking our medicine.
A genetically modified super alpha wolf monster. An ultra-rare basilisk so venomous he can't leave any skin exposed. My dreamy serial-killing vampire therapist.
Oh, and me. A genetic marvel, one of the few dhamphyr to ever exist and probably, just a little...more crazy than most.
Nighty night Asylum. Don't let the nightmares bite.
Author Note: Full-length STAND-ALONE! This is a why choose/reverse harem dark paranormal romance where the female lead does not need to choose between her three male love interests. There are M/M scenes, steam, and mature themes, including violence, language, etc.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Death, comedy, sex. Vampires, weres, a venomous phoenix and tons more creatures all in a criminally insane institute or getting sent to it with a wack of a job doctor doing diabolical trials on whoever he wants. So much going on in this book and loved it all!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I enjoyed this book.
Mentally unstable monster among monsters.
I found it hard to get into at first. It's full of just wrong wrong wrong things. But the story doesn't claim everything is right in these characters. Nope, you are warned!
There is a reverse Harem, murder, killers, smut, action, and a load of fun in this book.
I've read many smut filled, no plot paranormal books. This one is different. The plot used is not to save the world or complete a task. It's just the story of four sups trying to live a life in a padded, padlocked world.
The smut is spicy hot and oh so brilliant!!!
What can I say, I really liked it, and I love the MCs!
Our unstable but certain and strong FMC
Our, in the closet about who he is sexual and mentally, hilarious at times but deeply staved of touch, venomous charming snake Basil
Our Alpha altered but really just a pup at heart, eat fight or fuck Werewolf Nemo
And the first soul mate, never saw her coming...
Our bloody butcher, watch him crack, then slice and dice.... doctor Austin !!!
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Oh, Basil!!! He cracked me up with his going ons
4.5 stars - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book was hilarious. Of course the humor isn't for everyone but i loved it! I laughed so hard I had to bury my face in the laundry so as not to wake up my husband & kids. There is ALOT of sex explicit MMF, MFM & even MM sex so if any of that is at all offensive to you then this is probably not the one for you. But if u are open minded & can find humor in even the most twisted insane situations then u will love this book. The narrators were all awsome but I think I liked Basil the most even the sound of his voice was perfect for that character & his inflections made it all the more humorous. This group of twisted nuts were the right mix of crazy.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Loved it,I really wish to find more books in this style,super cool and hot and crazy…very good narrators ❤️
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Wow what an adventurous read. Love the psycho romantic relationships in the ward.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5WOW that was fantastic! Best book iv heard I. Awhile! I think I have a new favorite author lol. Well written, good multi character naration, hilariously dark and twisted, wonderfully unstable violent characters! Ontop of all that the smut was plentiful and detailed, while still working smoothly into the plot. Normally I hate reverse harem. finding them ridiculous and often juvenile. But the multiple why choose theme actually totally worked in this setting!
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book had me squealing in laughter! There was such a beautifully demented plot line to go with the spice and I couldn’t get enough!
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Supernatural psycho porn. Entertaining but not for everyone. Go in blind!
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