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    Two Kingdoms
    Two Kingdoms
    Two Kingdoms
    Audiobook6 hours

    Two Kingdoms

    Written by Kristy Cunning

    Narrated by Hollie Jackson

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    About this audiobook

    I'm getting a little tired of completing my goals, only to have the bar raised too substantially for me to transition at a productive pace. I started off as a sad little ghost with an impossible crush on four really hot, Gothic guys with some attitude problems. Now I'm The Apocalypse, they're the Four Horsemen, and Lucifer is my fucked-up daddy. Now my additional goals look like this.

    Goal #9: Make a deal with the Devil without getting cheated, manipulated, or tricked.

    Goal #10: Make my boys love me and take over the world . . . okay . . . so maybe just that first part. That second part sounds like it could take too much ambition, and I just don't have the drive for that.

    Goal #11: Make cookies.

    Goal #12: Call dibs on my favorite color.

    Goal #13: Find out if my siblings or my father killed me and my boys . . .

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateNov 26, 2019
    ISBN9781630153892
    Two Kingdoms

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    • 5/5
      I'm obsessed. I love these characters. I love these relationships. I love the whole concept of this story. I cannot wait to read the next in this series!
    • 3/5
      a disappointment.

      SO, so, so, so much damn plot. i just want the ROMANCE and the SEX and this didn’t deliver. i can’t even remember if the blindfold scene happened in this one or book 2, but if it didn’t then i think this had a whopping total of like ... 2 not-so-great sex scenes. a sad number indeed when we have FOUR WONDERFUL (anti)HEROES. i adore Paca and ADORE the chemistry with her and the guys but there just ISN’T ENOUGH of it!!!!! endless barrage of (ngl) boring plot just for one paragraph of steamy kissing! it’s torture.

      i need the last book to deliver some MAJOR sexy times or i’m gonna be so sorely disappointed. and can i PLEASE GET A ONE ON ONE JUDE SCENE?!?!

      also- what is the POINT of this new big bad monster? how can i be introduced to The Ultimate Boss, over 50% of the way through the penultimate book and be expected to care? and god, the absolute WAFFLE of this whole balance system. Lucifer and Lamar’s constant speeches about balances, balances, balance this, balance that, the more i groaaaaaned and begged for one minute of respite.