If You’re a Man, Don’t Read This! A Snarky Guide to Relationships for the Modern-Day Woman: A Snarky Guide to Relationships, #1

By Sydney Nicole

This isn't your run-of-the-mill relationship groupthink, not the fluffy style of love guides you're used to. If You're a Man, Don't Read This! is engorged with all the witty antics of a lover's quarrel, of course, from a woman's perspective. Come with me as I sound the alarm on how women and men differ on the most debate-worthy topics and attempt to make sense of the rubbish.

 

I'll talk about what women REALLY think about in regard to:  

• dating,
• maturity,
• marriage preparedness,
• communication,
• intimacy,
• attraction,
• sex,
• the reason behind the current power struggle in relationships,
• and everything in between!

Maybe we'll finally figure out the secret to a healthy relationship or exhaust ourselves trying. To bring even more perspective from what men think, check out "If You're a Woman, Don't Read This!"

 

Please leave a review and let me know where you stand on these topics.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Sydney Nicole
• Release date: Apr 16, 2022
• ISBN: 9798223409250

Book preview

Preface

Let’s get real for a second; relationships in the last three decades have been convoluted at best. If you don’t believe me, just ask every man who boasts of a feigned connection as merely, It’s complicated. As if complications were a symptom of something healthy. DOINK! With their tantrums, unresolved trauma, and quick turnover rates, this breed of men proudly and boldly rejects duty and responsibility. And if they’re not running from commitment, they’re doing laps around miscommunication that further intensifies the dissimilarities. When will it end? And while the magic of love is fleeting, there’s still some part of me that lights a candle each night like a lighthouse. Or maybe it’s a vigil. I’m undecided.

Useless.

Men are:

A twisted wreck of indulgence, juxtaposed by the hairline casing that protects their fragile hearts and inflated egos.

Misunderstood

Miscalculating

Machismo

I sit here, attempting to close the chasm between Man and I, already fully aware that I may never. But for these musings, I’ll try!

So if these words should befall a man, I hope he reads them to the end to gain a clearer picture of what he doesn’t yet comprehend.

Introduction

Ladies! Girlfriends! Boss babes! Amigas! Baes! Wives! Newlyweds! Fiancés! Single Mothers! Cousins! Sisters! This relationship guidebook is for YOU! I have heard your cries just as I have tasted my own. I know what a broken smile looks like, what it feels like: a little misshapen, holding back a quiver, a little snarky when provoked, but still pretty as hell. Like you, I have constantly grouped and regrouped, brushed up on my love languages, burned some sage, went on a journey of self-love and discovery, and undeniably doubted myself for the umpteenth millionth time. Is it me? Or did God fall asleep at the man-making wheel?

My name is Syndey Nicole, and while I can’t