Rick & Bubba's Big Honkin' Book of Grub
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“ALL THE FAT IS THE LORD’S . . .” —Leviticus 3:16
Radio personalities Rick Burgess and Bill “Bubba” Bussey love their grub, and they love it well—and now they want to tell you everything they know about it!
In this bountiful buffet of all-things-vittles, Rick and Bubba of the syndicated Rick & Bubba Show—heard nationally on more than 60 radio stations—will offer you a veritable smorgasbord of tantalizing tidbits to help you get the most out of America’s favorite pastime—eating!
Features of Rick and Bubba’s Big Honkin’ Book of Grub include:
- Rick and Bubba’s no-fail Weight Loss Tips
- Palate-pleasing recipes to tickle your tummy
- Rick and Bubba’s Tribute to the Casserole
- “Da Rules” for eating with excellence and grace (including Rick and Bubba’s Never-to-Be-Broken Rules of the Church Potluck)
- Rick and Bubba’s Favorite Places to Eat
- The official list of interesting Food Fairs and Festivals
“Eating is an art . . . an event . . . an experience,” say Rick and Bubba. So grab your forks, y’all, and come on. There’s eatin’ to do! Let Rick and Bubba show you how!
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I thought this one was hilarious! Let me share a quote from the first page... "If you ask us, there's a reason that the first three letters of the word diet are d-i-e..."My husband gave me a few weird looks while I was reading because the book had me chuckling.The "story" is told by Rick with "interjections" by Bubba. It was an easy flowing type of book that made you feel like the narrator was just a friend talking to you.I thought that it was also funny since they managed to mix food, religion, and politics. You're probably thinking that's got to be offensive, right? I personally didn't think so...I thought it was all in good fun.Of course since this one is a "book of grub" they had several recipes that sounded really good. If your looking for a healthy type of book....stay away from this one LOL! But if your wanting a FUN Foodie book then you should pick this one up.
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Rick & Bubba's Big Honkin' Book of Grub - Rick Burgess
Rick and Bubba’s
Big Honkin’
Book of Grub
Rick and Bubba’s
Big Honkin’
Book of Grub
By Rick Burgess and Bill "Bubba" Bussey
With Martha Bolton
9781401604028_ePDF_gm8_0004_001© 2010 by Rick Burgess and Bill Bubba
Bussey
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These are a few of my favorite things
(page 72) is borrowed from the song My Favorite Things
from the 1959 Broadway musical The Sound of Music. Music by Richard Rodgers. Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Burgess, Rick.
Rick and Bubba’s big honkin’ book of grub / by Rick Burgess and Bill ‘Bubba’ Bussey; with Martha Bolton.
p. cm.
ISBN 978-1-4016-0402-8
1. Food—Humor. 2. American wit and humor. I. Bussey, Bubba. II. Bolton, Martha, 1951– III. Title.
PN6231.F66B87 2010
818'.602—dc22
2009048193
Printed in the United States of America
10 11 12 13 14 WRZ 5 4 3 2 1
This book is dedicated to all of you who at some time have put food on our plates:
Our moms
Our wives
Lunchroom ladies we’ve come to know and love throughout our lives
Each waiter and waitress who has ever served us Each cook behind the scenes who made it happen And each and every farmer who grows the food we love!
Contents
1. The Rick and Bubba Hey, You Gotta Live
Diet
2. The Incredible, Edible . . . Meat?
3. Other Foods We Like
4. How We Eat: Da Rules
5. Where We Eat, Part I: At Church
6. Where We Eat, Part II: At the Restaurant
7. Where We Eat, Part III: Other Places to Get Good Grub
8. Rick and Bubba’s Pet Peeves
9. Rick and Bubba’s Grocery Store Chain
10. Rick and Bubba’s Secret Recipe File
Rick and Bubba’s Almost Nearly Perfect Bar-B-Q Sauce
Bubba’s World-Famous Homemade Macaroni and Cheese
Sherri’s Famous Chocolate Sauce
Rick and Bubba’s Buttermilk Biscuits
Rick’s Momma’s Famous Fudge
Burgess Farm Cheesy Squash Casserole
Rick and Sherri’s No One Gave Me a Bailout
Rice-a-Beanie
Rick and Bubba’s World-Famous Goat Drop Cookies
Rick’s Cheap Solution for the Guy Who Has a TV, a Bed on the Floor, and an Old Couch
Rick’s Momma’s World-Famous Cornbread
Rick’s Perfect Grilled Pork Tenderloin
Sherri’s Delicious Salmon and Pasta
Greg Burgess Bread Lovers’ Easy Drop Rolls
Betty’s World-Class Chicken Tetrazzini
Lasagna by Betty
Hush Puppies by Rick
Appendix: Rick and Bubba’s Grub Definitions
Acknowledgments
Rick and Bubba’s Itty-Bitty Recipe Index
All the fat is the Lord’s . . .
—Leviticus 3:16
1
The Rick and Bubba
"Hey, You
Gotta Live" Diet
Il_9781401604028_ePDF_gm8_0010_0019781401604028_ePDF_gm8_0012_001Diet. Now, that’s a word you hear every livelong day, somewhere in our carb-conscious society. Seems like every time I (Bubba) turn around, so-and-so’s on a diet, or "Hey, man, what diet are you on? or
Gee, she looks great. She must be dieting." If you ask us, there’s a reason that the first three letters of the word diet are d-i-e, but hey, if YOU want to fuss with calories, points, or fat grams, we’re with you.
Bubba begins another health food diet.
Now, having offered you our support, if you want—or need—to go on a diet, there are a lot of different choices available to you today. You can do Atkins—if you’re into that. Personally, we like our starch. God made it, and that’s good enough for us. Or you could try Weight Watchers—if you dig counting all those little points for every sumptuous bite you put in your mouth . . . but Rick and I tend to cheat. (Individual chocolate chips don’t really have points, do they? They’re so small . . . ) There’s even the illustrious Deal-a-Meal.
(Ever notice how those old commercials make those ladies look like they’re playing a fun game of cards? Hmph. I don’t think so . . . ) South Beach, North Beach, Sugar Busters, Weigh Down, count your calories, watch your zones, watch your this and watch your that— oh, the choices are endless. There’s even a caveman diet. Hey, I could get into that! Anybody remember the size of that rack o’ ribs Fred Flintstone was served in the closing credits of The Flintstones? Pass me the sauce!
But we are going to give you one more choice, the quintessential diet. Introducing . . . (drum roll, please) the Rick and Bubba Hey, You Gotta Live
diet. This is a diet plan that is based in reality, and it is what has kept us in GQ shape all these years.
The truth is, almost any diet will help you lose weight to some extent. That’s because most diets are based on the simple principle that eating fewer calories than what you’ve been eating in the past will cause anyone to lose weight. It just makes mathematical sense.
But very few diets are set up for you to actually live while following them. Losing weight is fine, but if it’s only to help you fit into your funeral clothes, what good is that? We contend that life is meant to be lived, and who can live without, say, carbs? (Hey, doctors tell us carbs have that feel-good
thing going on for your brain. Who are we to argue?) A diet
without mashed potatoes and French toast and Sister Schubert’s yeast rolls and bottomless pasta bowls—we can’t do it. And meat? Essential. Jesus ate meat. Who are we to tell him he’s wrong? No sirree. We aren’t about to go vegan.
No, with the Rick and Bubba Hey, You Gotta Live
diet plan, we don’t discriminate against any particular type of food. In fact, with our diet, you can eat whatever you want.
Sugar? You got it!
White bread? Absolutely!
Animal fat? Here you go!
Red meat? Belly up to the carving table!
We’re not so arrogant and narrow-minded as to leave out the very foods that everyone enjoys. That’s not fair.
9781401604028_ePDF_gm8_0015_001The funny thing is, this was two years before Don Juan even left. Any excuse for some cake.
Why should we punish butter? What did it do? Tasting good isn’t a crime. At least the last time we checked it wasn’t.
We’re not going to single out desserts as the bad guy either. They’re just trying to keep themselves in demand like everyone else—a little job security. Is that so bad?
Our philosophy is that we will continue to support all food. We say, eat everything . . . only do it in moderation. You can still go to buffets; just don’t clean them out. And if you do, don’t start licking the serving carts.
9781401604028_ePDF_gm8_0016_001The Rick and Bubba Hey, You Gotta Live
diet works on the truth principle. The truth is that people like us aren’t fat because we’re hungry. We’re fat because we like how food tastes! That is a fact. We’ve faced it—now nutritionists need to face this truth too. They need to step back into reality. We love to eat. It’s part of who we are.
I (Rick) don’t order a hot fudge sundae because I’m starving. Nor do I order a second slice of cheesecake because I’m feeling weak and faint. If I were feeling weak and faint, I’d order a triple-meat burger or a sixteen-ounce steak or something a lot more filling and rich in iron. I order desserts because they don’t care about iron. I order them because they taste good. I want that chocolate shake because I like the flavor of it, not because my stomach’s growling for it. (I haven’t heard my stomach growl in fourteen years. I do my best to keep it full at all times. As its primary caregiver, I consider it my duty.)
9781401604028_ePDF_gm8_0017_001King Bubba having his cake and eating it too.
So we say, why pretend that you don’t want to eat? Of course you want to eat. You want more than the 1,800; 1,500; or 800 calories those other plans are limiting you to. Accept that truth. The goal of our diet isn’t to get you to be skinny. Our goal is to get you to a level of fat that you can tolerate.
Having said all that, there are some folks