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I Might be Wrong, but I'm Not
I Might be Wrong, but I'm Not
I Might be Wrong, but I'm Not
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When I have episodes of the past, Dr. Lewis recommended I walk, get out of the house, read, exercise, or write. He said, “Write about what you see, what you hear, people making fools of themselves, good people, bad people, funny people, coworkers—people in general.” I may sound homophobic, prejudiced, racist, a son of a b——, but I just got my own humor. It sounds f—— up, but it’s still humor.

A veteran putting his PTSD to good use. I want to dedicate this book to all my vet brothers and sisters

and to people who like to travel and read. This book is called I Might Be Wrong, but I’m Not.

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Release dateNov 5, 2021
ISBN9781662445958
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    I Might be Wrong, but I'm Not - Great Freddy Velez

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    I Might be Wrong, but I'm Not

    Great Freddy Velez

    Copyright © 2021 Freddy Velez

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    PAGE PUBLISHING, INC.

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    First originally published by Page Publishing 2021

    ISBN 978-1-6624-4594-1 (pbk)

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    Printed in the United States of America

    I believe that if things aren’t going your way today, tomorrow is another day, and another, and another, and another. Sometimes patience pays off.

    Believe.

    I believe that if doing something nice makes you feel good. Just do it. No compensation needed.

    Hallelujah!

    I believe that being a good human being adds years to your life.

    Halle, are you listening?

    I believe when you come face-to-face with a challenge and give it all you got, you will triumph.

    Believe.

    I believe that you should do what you want to do as long as you do it well. Doing good feels good. Ask my wife.

    Good god!

    I believe that if you let family members know that you are there when they need you, they will call. You are that rock that they need.

    God bless.

    I believe trust is just one phone call away. You want a relationship, one phone call away. Need a friend, one phone call away. Need food, one phone call away. You just need to talk to somebody, just one phone call away. Call, you will feel better.

    I believe that if you really want to be satisfied and don’t care what people will say, get the twenty-four-inch Philly cheesesteak with all the works. Good God Almighty.

    I believe Tiger Woods could be playing better golf if you put hair around a little hole. If you put hair on the two holes, he probably could put both balls in.

    Strategy, my man.

    I believe that if billionaires gave more to the people that don’t have anything to eat instead of millions to the worst of art museums, this would be a better America.

    I believe that if you work, make good money, and spend it just on yourself, you are not a good human being. By helping your fellow men, you aren’t a lot of friends instead of enemies.

    Looking good is not the same as feeling good.

    God bless.

    I believe when the going gets tough, the tough runs away and hides.

    So much for toughness

    I believe in the American dream, it is a dream that for some of us, is to linger on for a long time and then some.

    Believe.

    I believe that I’m a victim of the Halle Berry curse.

    Thank you, Lord!

    I believe the reason things happen is because they had to happen. You can’t hide when it is your turn to have something happened to you. You can prevent things from happening for a short while. But if it is in the Lord’s book, it was going to happen.

    You can take that to the bank.

    Praise the Lord!

    I believe the reason I command respect is because I impress the opposition.

    I believe in all honesty that my two-year-old granddaughter is a better artist than Pablo Picasso.

    Now show me the money.

    I believe you cannot resolve a dispute without an effective discussion.

    I believe that a woman that looks so passionate is actually more trouble than you have time for or thing for.

    I believe that choosing the right girl can double what you have now.

    Believe.

    My time in this world is precious. That is why I spend a lot of time with family and friends.

    Time is precious.

    I believe that if you ask questions and observe, eventually, you will understand.

    I believe that I am a little blunt sometimes, but that is part of my charm.

    Good God.

    I believe, and I don’t know why, but I really enjoy watching people improve and grow and get ahead. Why? I don’t know. But it is like a great pleasure to my insides.

    Go figure.

    I believe that when you least expect it, he will find something that you were looking for three months ago. It was always there. You just didn’t look there.

    Go figure.

    I believe I am a little stubborn, but I know how to deal with it.

    Shut up.

    I believe I want answers, and I will persist until I get

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