The Time Traveler in Your Midst

By David Macpherson

How can you find a time traveler pretending to be a regular fella? 

 

Why should you find out who the time travelers are? 

 

Because time travelers are all two bit hoods who are trying to swindle you out of your money. Time travelers are the worst and we are here to help you distinguish them. 

 

This handy little book will explain why they are vermin. You will learn how to spot them. You will know what to do when you are sure that your neighbor who is always saying how quaint cell phones are is a time traveler.  

 

This is the kind of book you need. You probably never realized how many time travelers are getting up in your business. You need this book. You need to know what to do why you have an infestation of time travelers.  

 

• Language: English
• Publisher: David Macpherson
• Release date: Sep 4, 2022
• ISBN: 9798215539828

Book preview

Chapter One

A Time Traveler in My Midst? Is that Really Possible?

If you need to ask the question, then it is too late. There are time travelers all around you and you are not even believing it to be true.

You might also ask, No one is acting differently. How can there be time travelers around me when everything seems to be fine?

And that’s how we can prove there are time travelers in your friends list. If no one is telling you they are from a different time, then that is the proof. They are so good at the subterfuge, they must be there.

If anyone comes up to tell you they are a time traveler, then you should be assured that everyone is in the correct timeline.

The time travelers are clever. But not that clever.

You need this book to help you learn their little tells. The things that make you realize that you have a time traveler getting all up on your temporal business.

We are here to show you how to find out which ones of your friends are time travelers and what you can do about it.

Chapter Two

Why Do I Even Care If My Friend from the Bowling League is From the 25th Century?

You better care. That’s all that can be said. You can’t just allow time travelers to muck up your life. You should muck up your own life without any temporal busy body sticking their nose into it.

You have lived a linear life. Maybe not a great life, but one where a is followed by b and then by c. There is no backward leap frogging here. There is no going from g back to a.

That’s just being lazy. That’s reading the end of the book first. Because they are from the end of the book.

Why should they have an advantage? Why should they know who won the World Series? Let’ them be as clueless about what is going to happen as you are.

There is no reason to accept people from the future. They know things. And knowing things is just not cool.

Chapter Three

Why Should I Trust You To Help Me Point Out the Time Travelers?

Oh, we understand. You never know what kook is