Sex for the Terribly Shy

By James Clarke

James Clarke takes the Mickey (if you'll forgive the expression) out of magazines that dish out advice on sex. He claims their editors fail to realise how their sex articles badly shock many, like himself, who were brought up during last century.
He points out it is no good sexologists writing about how to find your partner's G-spot when most people out there can't even find a decent parking spot.
He presents a step-by-step guide on how to find a partner; how gain their trust; how to take their hand in a darkened theatre; how to find the right words at the right time; how to behave when it comes to deciding whether it's to be "Your place or mine" and how to get lucky.
It's all here.
The author just hopes his advice is not too late for you.

• Language: English
• Publisher: James Clarke
• Release date: Jun 5, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301786428

James Clarke

JAMES CLARKE is a freelance writer and lecturer. His books include The Virgin Film Guide: War Films and Movie Movements: Films that Changed the World of Cinema and he has contributed to The Rough Guide to Film. He has worked extensively in community film-making and film education and several of his short film projects have played at national and international film festivals. He writes regularly for the magazines 3DArtist and SciFi Now. His writing has also been published by Resurgence and Country Walking magazines. James has taught at a number of universities, including the Universities of Gloucestershire and Warwick. James is currently co-writing a feature-film screenplay.

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SEX

FOR THE

TERRIBLY SHY

James Clarke

(With foreword by Lord Cameroon of Ood, Bart. BC.)

Published by Shalva Publications at Smashwords

Copyright 2013 James F Clarke

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Foreword

By Lord Cameroon of Ood, Bart., BC. ETC.

My dear Clarke,

Get off my back.

Cameroon.

Author’s Note

The reader should know that this book’s rather short foreword – for which I was truly grateful, not to say rather flattered – was received in response to the following, perfectly reasonable (as I am sure you will agree) request:

My Dear Lord Cameroon,

I do hope you don’t mind my calling you my dear. I am, once again, writing to you with regard your writing a foreword to my latest book, S*x for the Terribly Shy. I realise you may have found this an odd request.

The situation is that I wanted Lord Mackeroon to write the foreword but he is not even acknowledging my letters. I wanted him (as I have told you in my previous letters) to write it because he was, after all, involved in that steamy affair with Miss