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    The Killer Is: I Have a Little List, #5
    Little Known Facts: I Have a Little List, #6
    231 Things to Say to Killa Conversation: I Have a Little List, #4
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    I Have a Little List Series

    By David Macpherson and Jesse Flint

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    About this series

    Squoot the Mouse is a long lived and short on employment. That guy just can keep a job. He had had many through the years. Hear, we have an alphabet of failed jobs that our intrepid rodent has suffered through. But if you buy this book, you won't suffer. You will enjoy it. You are not the fool who has these jobs. You are too smart for that.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDavid Macpherson
    Release dateOct 30, 2022
    The Killer Is: I Have a Little List, #5
    Little Known Facts: I Have a Little List, #6
    231 Things to Say to Killa Conversation: I Have a Little List, #4

    Titles in the series (4)

    • 4

      231 Things to Say to Killa Conversation: I Have a Little List, #4
      231 Things to Say to Killa Conversation: I Have a Little List, #4

      231 Things to Say to Killa Conversation: I Have a Little List, #4

      David Macpherson
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      Here is a list that can be quite important to you.    There are certain things you can say that will end a conversation. Some are simple like, "The house is on fire." Others are more individualized, such as, "The back of your head has turned purple, which is a sign you are a space lizard!" Both get the job done, the conversation is over.    Sometimes you're the person saying such things, so this book will be handy to get out of talking to that dude you can't stand. Then there are other occasions when these things are said to you. You will no doubt end the conversation, but it's nice to know that a line was used on you. And knowing is half the battle.    I Have a Little List is a series of occasional electronic zines that attempt to look at how a list can be used.  

      Here is a list that can be quite important to you.    There are certain things you can say that will end a conversation. Some are simple like, "The house is on fire." Others are more individualized, such as, "The back of your head has turned purple, which is a sign you are a space lizard!" Both get the job done, the conversation is over.    Sometimes you're the person saying such things, so this book will be handy to get out of talking to that dude you can't stand. Then there are other occasions when these things are said to you. You will no doubt end the conversation, but it's nice to know that a line was used on you. And knowing is half the battle.    I Have a Little List is a series of occasional electronic zines that attempt to look at how a list can be used.  

    • 5

      The Killer Is: I Have a Little List, #5
      The Killer Is: I Have a Little List, #5

      The Killer Is: I Have a Little List, #5

      David Macpherson
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      Who is the killer? Who can it be? Can it be the friend? The lover? The butler? The drunken policeman? All of them are possibly the killer.   We don't know.   Really.   But we have a list of possible suspects. 427 of them. It's a hell of a line-up.   Join us for the run-down. Maybe your name is on the list.   "I Have a Little List" is an occasional zine where we look at the flexibility of the list.  

      Who is the killer? Who can it be? Can it be the friend? The lover? The butler? The drunken policeman? All of them are possibly the killer.   We don't know.   Really.   But we have a list of possible suspects. 427 of them. It's a hell of a line-up.   Join us for the run-down. Maybe your name is on the list.   "I Have a Little List" is an occasional zine where we look at the flexibility of the list.  

    • 6

      Little Known Facts: I Have a Little List, #6
      Little Known Facts: I Have a Little List, #6

      Little Known Facts: I Have a Little List, #6

      David Macpherson
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      I Have a Little List is an occasional e-zine that gives lists. Who doesn't love lists? Lists are so awesome.   This one is less list and more a jumble of information. If we wanted to be precise and put numbers before each item and then say it is a list of little known facts. But we are too cool for that.   We just want to share useless pieces of information. There is a lot to know. From ostriches to famous last words, there is a lot of thing you didn't know and were fine living in such ignorance.    They are fun and irreverent and it is short, so you wan't have to suffer through it for long. And that's a little known fact.  

      I Have a Little List is an occasional e-zine that gives lists. Who doesn't love lists? Lists are so awesome.   This one is less list and more a jumble of information. If we wanted to be precise and put numbers before each item and then say it is a list of little known facts. But we are too cool for that.   We just want to share useless pieces of information. There is a lot to know. From ostriches to famous last words, there is a lot of thing you didn't know and were fine living in such ignorance.    They are fun and irreverent and it is short, so you wan't have to suffer through it for long. And that's a little known fact.  

    • 7

      Hey Gary: I Have a Little List, #7
      Hey Gary: I Have a Little List, #7

      Hey Gary: I Have a Little List, #7

      David Macpherson
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      A collection of dumb things the writer texted to his friend, Gary. Gary did not listen to any of these suggestions. You probably did not even read them. That's Gary for you.     It is a dust devil of absurdist ideas and configurations. This could be the kind of book you need to read if you are waiting for the volcano to erupt.    Author Jeffrey Campbell read some of this book and gave this blurb that's good enough to be on the cover, "Yeah. I think this is one of your books that I will be skipping."     I Have a Little List is an occasional ezine where dumb lists are the king and queen.  

      A collection of dumb things the writer texted to his friend, Gary. Gary did not listen to any of these suggestions. You probably did not even read them. That's Gary for you.     It is a dust devil of absurdist ideas and configurations. This could be the kind of book you need to read if you are waiting for the volcano to erupt.    Author Jeffrey Campbell read some of this book and gave this blurb that's good enough to be on the cover, "Yeah. I think this is one of your books that I will be skipping."     I Have a Little List is an occasional ezine where dumb lists are the king and queen.  

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