About this series
An argle-bargle is copious but meaningless talk or writing.
In this argle-bargle, we tackle the question, why do single socks disappear and where the hell do they go?
Spoiler alert: we offer a clear and definite answer. You will read this book and understand the life of socks better. And maybe you will be a better person. Actually, you might not be a better person after reading this, because we have had lunch with you and you should chew with your mouth shut.
Not only will we give you the answer to this important question, we also open the door to secret lives and loves of the socks. We allow them to speak for themselves. We are cool like that.
This argle-bargle will not answer all the questions you have, but you should purchase it all the same because it is clear, concise and comes in both calf length and knee high.
Titles in the series (2)
- The Sandwich Cookie Question: Argle-Bargle, #1
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Argle-bargle means copious but meaningless talk or writing. And that's what this zine is going to give every issue. For our first issue, we tackle the question, "Regular or double stuffed?" This is a fine and important question. We spend a lot of time trying to figure out which of the two sandwich cookies is the best. We look at the cookie through taste, medicinal ability and artistic worth. We really go whole hog. We run off at the mouth thinking which cookie is best in the mouth. Spoiler Alert: We actually come up with an answer. It's not a really good answer, but at least we came up with something. And that's why you should buy this book, because it's something.
- The Lost Sock Question: Argle-Bargle, #2
2
An argle-bargle is copious but meaningless talk or writing. In this argle-bargle, we tackle the question, why do single socks disappear and where the hell do they go? Spoiler alert: we offer a clear and definite answer. You will read this book and understand the life of socks better. And maybe you will be a better person. Actually, you might not be a better person after reading this, because we have had lunch with you and you should chew with your mouth shut. Not only will we give you the answer to this important question, we also open the door to secret lives and loves of the socks. We allow them to speak for themselves. We are cool like that. This argle-bargle will not answer all the questions you have, but you should purchase it all the same because it is clear, concise and comes in both calf length and knee high.
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