The Killer Is: I Have a Little List, #5

By David Macpherson

Who is the killer? Who can it be? Can it be the friend? The lover? The butler? The drunken policeman? All of them are possibly the killer.

 

We don't know.

 

Really.

 

But we have a list of possible suspects. 427 of them. It's a hell of a line-up.

 

Join us for the run-down. Maybe your name is on the list.

 

"I Have a Little List" is an occasional zine where we look at the flexibility of the list.

 

• Language: English
• Publisher: David Macpherson
• Release date: Dec 27, 2022
• ISBN: 9798215265734

Book preview

The Killer Is..

1-  The killer is Robespierre Finklestein of the California Finklesteins.

2.  The killer is the only one who was not wearing a yellow sash at the assembly. If we scour the photographs, we can establish who the culprit is.  Unfortunately all the photographs are in black-and-white.

3- The killer is the 3rd Abraham Lincoln clone.

4- The killer is the assistant to the under Butler for the 3rd floor.

5- The killer is not the chauffeur as we once suspected, but the limousine's faulty exhaust system, which filled the back of the car with noxious gas.  That is correct gentleman, the true killer is the Detroit car manufacturing hegemony.

6- The killer is not one man but all 12.

7- The killer is your ambrosia salad, it was the hit of the pot luck.  You must share the recipe with me.

8- The killer is obviously you. The you that traveled through time from the past. You are the accomplice to yourself. And the victim is also you, but a you from the future. You are the trifecta of victim, murder and alibi.

9- The killer is Adolf Hitler, a young art student.

11- The killer is James Joyce. His unreadable sentences have slain many over the years.

12- The killer is the other Lady Paxton. Not you Lady Paxton, but the other Lady Paxton, the first Lady Paxton.

13- The killer is the cops, man. Damn pigs.

14- The killer is not Marson. Marson did the killing but he was just a stooge. The real