Comic Books For Kids: Silly Jokes For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books: 4 In 1 Fart Book Box Set: Fart Book Vol. 1 + 2 + 3 + Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks! Vol. 3

By El Ninjo

El Ninjo Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami *

• Language: English
• Publisher: Inge Baum
• Release date: Sep 14, 2014
• ISBN: 9781635017199

El Ninjo

El Ninjo, the bottom burping puppy, is not only the author, but he is also the star character of a series called the fart book. He has given young and old a platform to LOL when it comes to the embarrassing subject of farts because he not only shows the fun aspect of it, but reminds his readers that farts also have a very healthy aspect and do benefit the farter. Kids also love to learn from the funny & farty puppy El Ninjo about manners & etiquette because there is no better way of learning about these social concepts than the El Ninjo way!

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© Copyright 2013 by El Ninjo & Timmie Guzzmann, FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Volume 1 - Part 1 & Part 2 - New & Enhanced Version + FART BOOK: Fart Freestyle Sounds On the Highest New Yorker Skyscraper Tops & Beyond - Volume 2 - New & Enhanced Version with Color Illustrations & Audiobook + FART BOOK: African Fart Bean Adventures In The Jungle - Volume 3 - New & Enhanced Version with Color Illustrations & Audiobook + Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! - Volume 3

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BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book Inside!

For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook version of FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger!

Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter.

This is double the fun because now your kids can read and listen to these hilarious fart stories at the same time! Double the farting fun and double the learning fun because as you know El Ninjo is not only a stupid little farting dog but he is teaching your kids some very valuable lessons about life so that your kids actually get some moral out of these stories helping them not turn into some annoying little fart monsters like the characters from these typical fart books.

Listening to El Ninjo, your kids will smile and laugh about farts, but at the same time they will become fart smart the true Einstein way!

This is how Einstein would have taught his kids about the gravity of farts:)

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FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Volume 1 - Part 1

The Wake Upper Pooper

Some people call me fart puppy and run away when I come along. My family members still support my natural smelly talent and call me lovely names like the butt whistler.

I guess that I am a natural talent. It probably has something to do with my genes. I am born like this, and I remember that my first significant explosion happened right after I saw the light of day.

I am just happy that my family has accepted the way that I am expressing myself, and this is all I care about.

I am not saying that I am the best and most genius fart blower out there, and I know for a fact that I am far from the master league. There are other puppys out there that are the true maestros in farting.

These puppies are what I call the one puppy orchestra, and you can pretty much compare their sound and smell to an unbearably loud and gasifying explosion.

I guess these kinds of puppys are seriously starting to scare off not only the people around them in the society but also their own family members.

I am more of the less extreme puppy farter, but I still enjoy my out of this world natural talent for the more classic and traditional types of smelly and vapor type cloud shots.

Yes, if I do not approve of weird stuff going on around me, I will shoot my gas at everything around me.

In the morning, I like to get started with the most straightforward and easy to follow classic gas shot that goes straight into Mom's nose as she lifts up my cover and tries to get me out of my sleeping basket.

In my book, this is the easiest move and even the more clumsy puppys can do the wake upper pooper.

Heck, no matter if you are a super natural talent like me or just a beginner there is not much to it. Just copy this straight upward fart also called the wake upper pooper and place it straight into your Mom's face.

I have branded this one with the name the wake upper pooper because it is not the usual dry fart cloud.

No, the real wake upper pooper is one that has lots of potential, and you can produce this hot steamy bean stinking pooper cloud by eating some beans before going to sleep.

I mean it! Beans are the success ingredient for the wake upper pooper, and they always do the trick to get an extra steamy and poopy result.

All you have to do in order to make this poopy upward shot perfectly is the following:

Step 1:

For an extreme and steamy effect: eat some beans before bedtime.

Step 2:

Next, get on your front feet and try to inhale as much air as you can.

Step 3:

Stick out your gassy bottom in the direction of your victim.

Step 4:

Keep your balance on the front and stretch your bottom upwards and towards the goal.

Step 5:

Concentrate and shoot out the hot steamy and poopy air in an upward direction so that it hits your victim straight in the face.

Step 6:

Try to respect an almost 90 degree angle because this allows for a nice and precise shot.

You can of course get more sneaky as you go, and you can get this down to a science. The thing is to get the ball rolling and getting better at this every morning.

You certainly can use the wake upper pooper shot in other situations during your day and it is of course more fun to try this on family members who do not know this trick yet.

If you do it as instructed above, they won't know what hit 'em!

Heck, to make this extremely sneaky wait until you get dressed from your Mom and let her take you to the supermarket or the grocery store.

Choose your victim wisely and once you found the perfect position blast the upward shot directly at them.

In this case, it is not truly the traditional wake upper pooper, but you can come up with some other cool names like the supermarket hitter or the shopping cracker. Knock yourself out with this one!

The people at the supermarket sure won't know what hit 'em, and I assure you that I have never ripped my pants (even the tightest ones that I hate because they do not give me enough squeezing room!) when doing the supermarket hitter.

If you do as I am explaining, you will not tear your pants with this one. It is a good starter for the day and this one is for sure going to make you some friends.

Well, once you get into the habit of spotting some other puppys that love doing the straight upward shot in the supermarket, at the bakery, or at the butcher make sure to say hello because these are going to be your friends for life.

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The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot

While Mom is still freshening up from the previous fart accident, I have already taken my position under the lovely prepared breakfast table.

The other family members are already enjoying their yummy breakfast, and I am already sitting under the breakfast table.

I guess the beans from dinner are still doing a good job on me, and I suddently can feel some gassy energy building up in my tummy.

To make this even more fun wait until all the family members are present and the deliciously smelling eggs n'bacon are put on the table.

By the way, the breakfast table shot is a variation of the wake upper pooper so there you have a real example of how you can add variety to the first one.

Take a quick and deep breath of air and blow a huge gassy cloud of your own matter up against the breakfast table from down under the table.

It is not hard to do. The only thing you really have to concentrate hard on is the clenching of your teeth while your gassy bottom is releasing the sweetest rotten smelling clouds.

You will hear a very familiar sound once the stinky rotten cloud are touching their nostrils. When you hear your loved ones scream in disgust, you will know that the straight up breakfast table shot has worked like magic!

The key to the breakfast table shot is to eat as many Mexican beans as possible so that you can produce an extra sweet and steamy series of fart clouds.

Keep it as natural as you can because your family is going to love the extra sweat smell that comes from the beans. It kind of adds an extra delicious fragrance to their breakfast eggs.

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The Flying Carpet

The next one is a funny one, and I can tell you many stories about it.

Heck, I have a blast doing this one.

It goes under many styles and names, and you can find many creative ways how to change it up for some extra fun.

I mean you could come up with some varieties if your family does not decorate the floors with carpets.

Puppys that live in hot weather conditions could apply the same strategies and use towels instead of a carpet.

My family just loves these carpet type things and Mom decorates almost all rooms with these ornamented decorative carpets.

What do I think about this tick?

Well, it remind me of Alladin And The Flying Carpet, and I took the idea from there. I was watching this Disney movie with little Timmie and all of a sudden the idea for the flying carpet was born.

I would not have thought about this otherwise but with a little creative stimulation the sky is the limit!

This is the only reason why I named this one the flying carpet. You can achieve a similar effect if you are using a towel or a bed sheet.

You can pretty much name it things like the towel bomber or the bed sheet rocket.

So what do you do to get this carpet off the ground?

You can accelerate the process by eating some extra hot n'spicy food or just anything that contains original Mexican beans.

Once you feel the gassy rumbling in your tummy, you can get ready to lift the carpet and put yourself in a position where your head sticks out to get some additional fresh air supply.

Burry your gassy bottom under the carpet.

The moment you are ready and you feel the energy getting bigger and bigger you push out the gassy cloud into one blasting vapor volcano cloud and if the carpet is starting to fly off the ground you know that you have done your job right.

Notice that you have been doing an exceptional fart job if the carpet is going to get sucked