by mandy nolan
Nov 01, 2017
2 minutes
Apparently you’re not supposed to swear in front of your kids. How fucking stupid is that? This has always seemed counterintuitive to me, because nothing makes you want to swear more than actually having kids.
I’ve got five kids, aged from eight to twenty-two, and I’ve been swearing ever since the first one tore her way through my vagina just over two decades ago. Yes,
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