Punny Jokes 101

By Papoose Doorbelle

Puns turned jokes in this hilarious collection of clean jokes (mostly) the whole family can enjoy (except for the last chapter, that's for adults).

My favorites:

What singer looks like an elf and likes eating pretzels?

A: Elvish Pretzelly

Why did the pair of roosters refuse to cross the road?

A: They were two chicken.

How did the monk burn the nun in the kitchen?

A: He burned her with the friar.

Why did the sailor propose to the monkey's knot?

A: Because it was knot, a frayed tool of the sailor.

Check out my book for over 150 hilarious pun-filled jokes to keep you entertained for hours plus the contest.

The Contest

Join P!apoose at Facebook.com/writepapoose to enter for your chance to win a rare, publicly unavailable P!apoose sweatshirt with the logo on the back and signed by P!apoose. (A patreon.com/papoose account is in the works.) These sweatshirts are listed on P!apoose's blogsite at $250,000 each, so the only way to get one is to win it by solving the monthly puzzle.

The joke above about the sailor and the monkey's knot is an example of the type of puzzles, riddles, or mind bending quests that need to be solved in order to win a sweatshirt. Answers are always complete double entendres (homonymous phrases) and there is only one correct answer (as predetermined by P!apoose).

Check back every day on the Facebook account to see people's guesses. If anyone gets it right, P!apoose will declare them a winner and order a top-of-the-line sweatshirt be printed with the logo on the back.

Check back on the book monthly to see the next riddle or puzzle offered up to the public and also to see what the answer was to the previous month.
(Front logo sweatshirts are sold to benefit charities.)

Buy the book now and experience a living, breathing, growing book that only gets better as time progresses.

Enjoy!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Papoose Doorbelle Publishing
• Release date: Dec 29, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370693672

Papoose Doorbelle

Papoose Doorbelle is the voice of Papoose Doorbelle Publishing.

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Acknowledgements

Special thanks goes out to a number of people. First, my parents: my dad has a much better sense of humor than me and somehow manages to remember every single joke anybody’s ever told him. My mom’s a good hearted person, and that quality is hard to come by these days.

Second, special thanks to Anita Roberts for her help and guidance in this manuscript. She was instrumental in formulating some of the more complex riddles. She continues to be actively involved in the riddle puzzle monthly contest.

Next is a special thanks to God. I’ve always been super religious, even before I was introduced to religion, so it just seems natural for me to pay tribute to the Creator of all of existence for just being, and through that virtue, allowing me to be.

Finally, I’d like to acknowledge my friends back home who believe in something greater than themselves. Idealistic, but admirable.

Enjoy!

Prologue

This book is comprised of humorous puns and jokes intended for all audiences. Answers to the jokes are provided on the page following the joke, so if you don’t want to see the answer yet, then don’t turn the page.

Jokes get progressively more complex, intense, or creative, so bare with me in the beginning, I want to first get you used to this style of humor, then I’ll lay down some fun riddle-styled puns and jokes that’ll make your brain bend in two directions.

The last chapter is intended for a semi-mature audience. That’s not to say you can’t share the jokes with children, but if you do, then expect them to either not get it or end up growing up to be racist or very angry at their parents for not censoring them better as children.

Lastly, I want to point out that this book took a great deal of time and effort to create, so I hope you enjoy these jokes with the fun, innocent, creative spirit in which they were created. This book is intended for all audiences without discrimination and in no way intended to offend or insult any denomination or classification of human or other animals; not even plants; though in all fairness, plants had it coming for what they done! Now, let that be the end of that.

Enjoy this book and may God have