Children Fart Books: Super Hero Books For Boys 5-7: Fart Book Volume 1 + 2 - Superhero Books For Children
By El Ninjo
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El Ninjo
El Ninjo, the bottom burping puppy, is not only the author, but he is also the star character of a series called the fart book. He has given young and old a platform to LOL when it comes to the embarrassing subject of farts because he not only shows the fun aspect of it, but reminds his readers that farts also have a very healthy aspect and do benefit the farter. Kids also love to learn from the funny & farty puppy El Ninjo about manners & etiquette because there is no better way of learning about these social concepts than the El Ninjo way!
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Children Fart Books - El Ninjo
The Wake Upper Pooper
Here is how the wake upper pooper works!
Step 1:
For an extreme and steamy effect: eat some beans before bedtime.
Step 2:
Next, get on your front feet and try to inhale as much air as you can.
Step 3:
Stick out your gassy bottom in the direction of your victim.
Step 4:
Keep your balance on the front and stretch your bottom upwards and towards the goal.
Step 5:
Concentrate and shoot out the hot steamy and poopy air in an upward direction so that it hits your victim straight in the face.
Step 6:
Try to respect an almost 90 degree angle because this allows for a nice and precise shot.
The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot
Here is how the straight up breakfast table shot works!
Step 1:
Take a quick and deep breath of air and blow a huge gassy cloud of your own matter up against the breakfast table from down under the table.
Step 2:
It is not hard to do. The only thing you really have to concentrate hard on is the clenching of your teeth while your gassy bottom is releasing the sweetest rotten smelling clouds.
Step 3:
You will hear a very familiar sound once the stinky rotten cloud are touching their nostrils. When you hear your loved ones scream in disgust, you will know that the straight up breakfast table shot has worked like magic!
Step 4:
The key to the breakfast table shot is to eat as many Mexican beans as possible so that you can produce an extra sweet and steamy series of fart clouds.
Step 5:
Keep it as natural as you can because your family is going to love the extra sweat smell that comes from the beans. It kind of adds an extra delicious fragrance to their breakfast eggs.
The High Street Smasher
So here is what you do to freak out the elegant ladies and gents on High Street:
Step 1: Prep Work
Once you are on the finest Street of town or otherwise called High Street, you can get started with the usual prep work.
Step 2: Motivational Work
Remember on High Street you need to go incognito. You are aiming for the sneaky fart cloud.
As you are walking down High Street, visualize yourself as the super spy fart hero that works his magic via the underground style!
I also like to call this the 007 top secret flatulent farting cloud method or the James Bond flatulentia. I am sure you can come up with other creative names for this super secret spy fart explosion.
Just remember one thing that applies to the Hight Street smasher. You do not want to get caught in a foreign country.
Step 3: Getting Ready To Shoot
You are aiming for the classic High Street backshot. The classic backshot is the simplest and easiest move in my book of flatulent