Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts: Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books: 2 In 1 Kid Fart Book Box Set: Fart Book: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Vol. 1 - Part 2 & Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks! - Vol. 3

By El Ninjo

These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have t

• Language: English
• Publisher: Inge Baum
• Release date: Sep 15, 2014
• ISBN: 9781635017311

El Ninjo

El Ninjo, the bottom burping puppy, is not only the author, but he is also the star character of a series called the fart book. He has given young and old a platform to LOL when it comes to the embarrassing subject of farts because he not only shows the fun aspect of it, but reminds his readers that farts also have a very healthy aspect and do benefit the farter. Kids also love to learn from the funny & farty puppy El Ninjo about manners & etiquette because there is no better way of learning about these social concepts than the El Ninjo way!

Book preview

Comic Illustration Book For Kids

Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts

FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger!

Volume 1 Part 2

New Version Includes Audiobook & Color Pictures

By El Ninjo

© Copyright 2013 by El Ninjo, FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 1 & Part 2

All rights reserved worldwide. No part of this book can be reproduced or distributed in any way without written permission of the author.

Official Fart Book Facebook Page:

Official Fart Book Facebook Page:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Fart-Book/127657010735109

and

http://www.facebook.com/ILoveFarts

Daily Fart Quotes & Jokes:

Get your own daily fart quotes and jokes here :

http://answerszone.info/fast-udemy-cash/fart-meaning

© 2014 by El Ninjo

Free Surprise Bonus

BONUS - Includes FREE Fart Book Audio Book: Fart Free-Style Sounds On The Highest New Yorker Skyscraper Tops & Beyond!

For a very limited period of time you can download a FREE audiobook!

Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at these funny stories!

Your kids will learn some very valuable lessons about life at the same time!

Listening to these tooting fart stories, your kids will smile and laugh about farts. At the same time your kids will become fart smart the true Einstein way!

This is how Einstein would have taught his kids about the gravity of farts:)

You can get it by going here:

http://answerszone.info/fast-udemy-cash/fart-meaning

Here is what readers are saying about the farty air ripping and bottom burping ways of Timmie Guzzmann’s dog El Ninjo:

Funny story, cute kid jokes!

5 out of 5 stars By A. Christie

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I got this for my niece, who splits her likes between boy & girl genres. She loved it! I adore hearing her giggles when I read to her. This is a good kid's book for the 5-10 year old age group. Good illustrations, very cute. Your kids will enjoy it!

Fart books are always funny

5 out of 5 stars By Amy Truesdale

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I read this book to my niece and she was dying of laughter. I love how the book is fun yet educational in regards to the African safari. I would recommend this book if you want something funny, entertaining, and educational for kids.

Fart Away.... But Far Away!

4.0 out of 5 stars By Doc Rick

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You know what they say beans, beans the magical fruit..... Being a young boy I can appreciate the fun we all had making fart sounds. Combining fun and education always works for kids!

Fart books seem to be the rage

4.0 out of 5 stars By PatriciaT

If you are a boy and like African adventures as well as anything to do with farts you will love this book! There are lots of educational facts about the animals that are included which makes it a funny educational book!

Ideal kids book for travelling

4.0 out of 5 stars By PeterC

This book is aimed squarely at it's audience of kids (boys i would think) who enjoy laughing at gross subjects (farting) mostly. Takes a bit of time to get used to the font, but this does not detract from the tale of this traveling dog!

Part 2

Gas Eruption In The Chicken Coop

The next one does not involve the human kind but another type of funny looking and truly annoying cage animals that live in our backyard.

You might be asking why I am taking my emotions out on them? I am all for animal friends, but unfortunately I do not consider these poultry animals my friends.

Not only is their cackle going on my nerves, but I am also losing some valuable sleep over their loud screaming in the morning.

My family is thinking that fresh and natural laid eggs are more healthy and good for them. I am thinking that they are over-rating this green health trend to an extremely exaggerated limit.

After all the world did not come down in December of 2012 like Nostradamus predicted.

This whole hen, chicken, and rooster situation in the backyard is completely unnecessary.

I am thinking that this nonsense is only benefitting one kind of human being.

I do not believe these green world type of business men. They are painting the whole world in dark colors to create fear, horror, and panic.

People like Mom and Dad are believing in these nonsense type "green finger