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Spammers are busy people. They send about 14 billion unsolicited messages every day!
Cendrine Marrouat does not like that kind of content to go to waste. In fact, she has been collecting the most outrageously funny emails that land in her spam folder for years.
Bad. Pitches. Period. 30 Flavors of Spammy Emails features her all-time favorites. Each is accompanied by a humorous, albeit fictional response.
After reading Bad. Pitches. Period. 30 Flavors of Spammy Emails, you won't see spam in the same way!
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Cendrine Marrouat
Cendrine Marrouat is a French-born Canadian photographer, poet, and author. She is also the co-founder or FPoint Collective, a photography collective; and Auroras & Blossoms Poetry Journal, a magazine that promotes uplifting and positive poetry, no matter the topic. Cendrine has also created the Sixku (poetry form) and the Reminigram (type of digital photography). Finally she works as the Head of Marketing and Communications at Connexion Franco Coop.
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