3 Negroes and a Baby

By Ashley Bradley

If a man has sex with a horse, does that make him gay? But anyway, why is self-checkout so annoying? Why am I being asked if I need help? I came over here to avoid any and all human interaction, so...what goes?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Ashley Bradley
• Release date: Aug 20, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386442073

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3 Negroes and a Baby

Ashley Bradley

Dennis' sister had asked him to look after her kid, and Mike asked him why she would do that. Dennis responded with, "She's not really my sister. It's an older woman who used to molest me when I was a kid. Well, not molest. For guys it's not getting molested. It's getting lucky. He started choking up, then looked to Mike, his eyes filled with tears, Right?"

Mike was shaking his head, Nah...

Dennis smiled creamily, tears streaming down his face, Everything's fine!

Mike was disgusted. What was all that brown shit between Dennis' teeth? Look like that nigga been brushing with cosmic brownies, "Yo, are you good?"

Dennis violently shook his head no.

Reggie, with three super-thick cornrows in his head, was sat there reading the funnies, Ayo, this nigga Garfield mad disrespectful. All this nigga do is lay up chewing up all the lasagna. Wit' his fat ass.

Dennis, through tears, winked, Fat ass, indeed.

No! Mike barked, as Reggie calmly closed his paper, and then his eyes for ten minutes straight.

Dennis finally broke the silence by commenting, I think Jon might be the Zodiac Killer.

This caused Reggie's eyes to snap open, Yoooooo!!!!!!. He snapped his fingers, That actually makes perfect sense, if you really think about it!

Don't do that, though, Dennis warned eerily.

Reggie nodded, a little scared, Nah, you right. You right.

Dennis was staring at him mad hard, breathing heavily.

Sooooooooo! Mike was like, uncomfortable, but amused, but mostly uncomfortable, Do you think maybe we should all go to the police and let them know about this molesting woman on the loose?

Reggie sucked his teeth, Nigga stay snitchin'!

Dennis nodded with disgust.

Mike folded his hands, How?

Reggie re-opened his paper, acting like he didn't hear him. Yo, but like, who is the audience for Beetle Bailey?

Who is the audience for any of those comics.

Reggie peered over his paper, Uh, am I invisible?

But aren't you sitting there just critiquing the shit? Few minutes ago you was just going on some long ass rant about how 'Ziggy' is homophobic. Is he even gay? Who out here smashing Ziggy's cheeks?

That's exactly what I'm fucking talking about!! Reggie screeched, thrashing his paper around. They make this homo nigga as sexually unappealing as possible! It's fucking anti-gay propaganda!!

Dennis was shaking his head, "You starting