Rosa Parks her ass right in that seat.

By Ashley Bradley

Rosa links up with some no hairline having brown pants wearing dude named Martin who wants her to do something about protesting or some such On her way to do a protest or some such, Rosa is accosted by one of them sloppy-bodied bus driver dudes. He tell her to get up and Rosa is like "Nah". 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Ashley Bradley
• Release date: Apr 14, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386773306

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Rosa Parks her ass right in that seat.

Ashley Bradley

Move - I gots to boo boo!

Rosa pushed past a woman rolling her way towards the handicapped stall, but life is a rat race. If you're too slow, you lose. Natural selection and all that. The big stalls, the stalls for kings, should be 1. for people who can produce ginormous shits, and 2. for those who can COMPETE. Which no ho in a wheelchair could ever do. Why should some ho who gets to sit all day, wheeling around in parking lots and shit, get the big stall? The big stall should be reserved for producers, and winners, which Rosa felt she was both of. She had a job at Woolworth's folding shit, and wasn't a baby mama. Could Wheelchair Juanita say the same? Well, she did have the job at Woolworth's, too. She was actually Rosa's boss. Also she couldn't have kids due to her accident, so being a baby mama wasn't even like a feasible possibility...

How am I fired? Rosa asked, shocked, after Juanita told her she was fired. She had tears in her eyes. She was planning on taking an unauthorized two hour lunch break later at the new McDonald's they'd just opened up in the shopping center. They sold one type of plain burger, fries, and vanilla milkshakes. It was like Disney Land, but food.

"I forget - are you