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    What Happened on the Elevator
    What Happened on the Elevator
    What Happened on the Elevator
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    What Happened on the Elevator

    By Ashley Bradley

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    Why did Solange kick Jay-Z's behind on that elevator? ALSO, how come Rose's big butt didn't move over and make room on that door so that Jack could live? What is wrong with people?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAshley Bradley
    Release dateMay 29, 2017
    ISBN9781386450382
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      What Happened on the Elevator - Ashley Bradley

      What Happened on the Elevator

      Ashley Bradley

      Things started out tense earlier in the day when while Jay-Z was discussing his favorite Rocket Power episode with Solange (the one where Uncle Tito is arrested for possession of child pornography), she interrupted to point out he had a booger in his nose. They were getting ready to go to some fancy Hollywood gala or some shit, and probably John Travolta, or at least the dude who kicks rats to death to make his lacefronts, might be there! Solange couldn't have Jay-Z, her best brother-in-law--or her only one, anyway--out here embarrassing himself in front of the star of Look Who's Talking Too, or maybe just his wig-maker, but still!

      Jay-Z scoffed, "Excuse me, Solange, (he says Solange like So-langj) but you are being very rude. I was in the middle of saying my haiku to you that I wrote about Uncle Tito's grown man molester titties. Are you unhinged?!"

      Solange shuddered, "I don't like the way

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