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    Michael B. Jordan: Famous
    Michael B. Jordan: Famous
    Michael B. Jordan: Famous
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    Michael B. Jordan: Famous

    By Ashley Bradley

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    Michael B. Jordan was getting his prostate examined when he asked his doctor what he thought of his latest movie, Slavery: The Good Parts They Never Talk About. 

    Jewish and eighty-three, the doctor sighed and responded, "It was aight." 

    Michael was crushed. 

    "Also, you have some gummie bears attached to your prostate. I don't know how that happened or what you've been doing, but we'll have to do surgery." 

    Michael was fine with that. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAshley Bradley
    Release dateApr 16, 2017
    ISBN9781386286608
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      Michael B. Jordan - Ashley Bradley

      Michael B. Jordan: Famous

      Ashley Bradley

      Michael B. Jordan was getting his prostate examined when he asked his doctor what he thought of his latest movie, Slavery: The Good Parts They Never Talk About.

      Jewish and eighty-three, the doctor sighed and responded, It was aight.

      Michael was crushed.

      Also, you have some gummie bears attached to your prostate. I don't know how that happened or what you've been doing, but we'll have to do surgery.

      Michael was fine with that.

      The reviews for Slavery: The Good Parts They Never Talk About were mixed. It seemed some critics really liked a slavery movie that showed some of the slave masters as educators and caretakers of the savage Africans. The white people were basically pretty much heroes if you think about it, rescuing blacks from their native homelands and civilizing them by giving them jobs which in turn instilled work

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