Niggas in Space

By Ashley Bradley

Black people go into space. Some Asians, too. All the white people get killed first.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Ashley Bradley
• Release date: May 29, 2017
• ISBN: 9781386775188

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Niggas in Space

Ashley Bradley

From the telescope thing, like when you looked into it? Cat looked like a tiny, fuzzy ball. They had thought maybe Pluto had taken some sort of space shit? And Cat was the result. But when they zoomed in more with the telescope thing, they could see Cat had its own moon orbit, qualifying it as a planet. The space people decided some niggas needed to go up there and take a look around.

No one at Space Headquarters wanted to go, though. Like why when they looked in the telescope thing was Cat furry? It just seemed like nothing good would come of going up there and nosing about. A lot of the Space Headquarters employees had families and shit to live for. A lot, but not all. The first volunteer to join Mission Explore The Pussy, was a rocket ship engineer by the name of Con.

Con wasn't even a proper astronaut-type. He worked on space ships. Putting the nuts and bolts in and shit. But you always need one of these niggas to go up in the ship on any mission. What if one of the bolts or nuts come loose? Who gone screw it back in? The nuts and bolts screwer-inner.

But this man is not even a proper astronaut? an Astronaut Doctor by the name of Huevos said, raising his hand, after Con was the first to volunteer. He uses a screw driver.

A special space screw driver, Con corrected him, tears welling up in his eyes. How dare he? Not a proper astronaut. Anyone who goes to space can claim astronaut! Doesn't matter if they doing important shit like pressing some little buttons on the control, or in the back putting caulk on some tears in the ship walls so all the human oxygen don't leak out and they get poisoned by Space Air!

The head of Space Headquarters, El Niño, agreed with Con, He has the astronaut helmet on when he uses his screwdrivers, Huevos - he qualifies.

Huevos scoffed. He'd done nearly twenty years of schooling just to get the Qualified label to go into space. Not just any doctor can go into space. You gotta do doctor school and astronaut school. Also take MAD math

Reviews for Niggas in Space

[Demetrius Warren · Rating: 1 out of 5 stars]

Wow. That contained words. And punctuations. And titles. And.. yeah.