Wifey Material
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A fat white woman wants to snag a black basketball player. Only thing is, she doesn't know their names. Like, the names of them. She knows Tiger Woods but only cuz he's half-oriental.
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Wifey Material - Ashley Bradley
Wifey Material
Ashley Bradley
Jessica wants to marry a baller.
Like the guy who holds the golf balls for Tiger Woods?
her stupid bitch friend Lindsay asked. Lindsay is white and she sells NyQuil to kindergarteners out the back of her parents' Chinese food store. Are her parents Chinese?? Noooooo. And their wings taste like absolute trash and shit.
"No, you stupid bitch. What the--What the fuck?! No! A baller. Like Lebrielle James or whatever."
Lewho?
Jessica sucked her teeth. She was eating something she called a cheetos milkshake
, which was a bag of cheetos, she poured milk in. It was more like cheeto cereal. But most like disgusting and shameful. LeBrickashaw James. The one--The black one! You know!
Lindsay looked offended. She put a meth-stained hand to the hole in her chest, "No. No I do not know. I do not know any black ones."
Jessica rolled her eyes, Bitch, you just said Tiger Woods' name. He black!
Lindsay scoffed, absolutely flabbergasted. "Excuse me, Jessica, but you are very wrong! Tiger Woods is oriental. His name is Tiger for god's sake!"
Bitch, tigers aren't mutually exclusive to Asia. Tigers be elsewhere!
Lindsay squinted her glazed-over eyes as hard as she could at Jessica, You been readin', you big bitch?
Jessica held her seventeen chins up high, smug and proud, "The back of a Cheerios box. And not the honey kind. The gross plain kind."
Lindsay gasped. But