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Romance Meets Death
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A short story from 2005 from Ina Disguise. The tale of a young artist, trying not to be. Ina gets into trouble at work in the course of failing to seduce an ugly pathologist. Ina makes a film and narrowly escapes losing her income.
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Romance Meets Death - Ina Disguise
Romance meets Death
Ina Disguise
For Toby, 2005
Copyright 2014 Ina Disguise
Published by Ina Disguise at Smashwords
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