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    Crazy Proverbs
    Crazy Proverbs
    Crazy Proverbs
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    Crazy Proverbs

    By Scott Wilson

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    do you need a laugh to brighten your day? then crazy proverbs is the answer. i have taken time honored sayings, changed the odd word and drawn you a brand new proverb. when the cats away the mice will play, turns into, when the rats are gay the mice will pay. these cartoons will dispel the gloom from the room and leave you with a smile.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherScott Wilson
    Release dateSep 4, 2011
    ISBN9780473195359
    Crazy Proverbs
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    Scott Wilson

    Scott Wilson is a former marketer, entrepreneur, and writer with a profound passion for geopolitics. He tries to write provocative satire about global affairs: China's ascent, America's tumble, and Australia's quiet significance in the superpower showdown. The Bowman Standard is his debut novel about energy security. Scott lives on the Mornington Peninsula with his wife and two children. When not writing, he prefers to be on a mountain, in the ocean, or engrossed in The Economist. He likes chatting too, and can be found on X or Gmail: @AuthorSFWilson.

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