Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread: A Cowgirl's Guide to Life

By Gladiola Montana

Get the western woman’s take on life with this collection of wise and witty quips and quotations.

“Callin’ women the weaker sex makes about as much sense as callin’ men the stronger one.”

“Anybody who thinks they know everything ain’t been around long enough to know anything.”

“When a cowboy gives you the key to his truck, you know you’re close to winning the key to his heart.”

“If you’re fixin’ to get yourself a good stallion, don’t go lookin’ in the donkey corral.”

As long as the cowboy has been a hero in our imaginations, the cowgirl has been leading him from behind. In this compilation, you’ll find page after page of humorous, homespun sayings from her point of view that are sure to inspire, make you think, and make you laugh.

Henry Ward Beecher said, “The common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch…lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Open Road Integrated Media
• Release date: Oct 1, 2009
• ISBN: 9781423612926

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[archieve_1 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

I've finished this books a few minutes ago. It's a cute book. I will share a few quotes."Be sure to taste your words before you spit 'em out.""Runni' from problems is a sure way to runnin' into problems.""Baloney is baloney no matter how thin you slice it.""Before you get serious with a cowboy, make sure he values you more than his truck.""A lot of what a man knows, a woman knows better.""A heart must be given to gain a heart of another.""Don't let anybody's opinion kill your belief in yourself.""To win, all you gotta do is get up one more time than you fall."