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More Western wit, wisdom, and words to live by!
Whether the glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you’re drinking or pouring.
A stranger’s business ain’t yours.
We might not be so bad off if we had a little less of everything.
Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” This follow-up the multimillion-selling collection of cowboy wit and wisdom shares the sorts of sayings and observations that get handed down from generation to generation—and that provide not only belly laughs but plenty of sage advice.
Whether the glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you’re drinking or pouring.
A stranger’s business ain’t yours.
We might not be so bad off if we had a little less of everything.
Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” This follow-up the multimillion-selling collection of cowboy wit and wisdom shares the sorts of sayings and observations that get handed down from generation to generation—and that provide not only belly laughs but plenty of sage advice.
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