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A Cowboy's Guide to Life
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Saddle up with the author of the popular Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On series as he drops some knowledge as only a cowpoke can.
Texas Bix Bender’s witty and straightforward western wisdom is collected here for a new generation of cowboys. Gems include:
Texas Bix Bender’s witty and straightforward western wisdom is collected here for a new generation of cowboys. Gems include:
- “Always drink upstream from the herd.”
- “If you’re ridin’ a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.”
- “Sorry looks back. Worry looks around. Faith looks up.”
- “If you ain’t pullin’ your weight, you’re pushin’ your luck.”
- “Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It’s not fair to all your friends and relatives who are dying to do it for you.”
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