YOUR 2022 TRAMPING HOROSCOPE

Aries

It’s hard to get you out of the house sometimes. People say you’re like wet firewood: stubborn to start and constantly hissing. Sounds like you need a big challenge this year, so make it your mission to learn how to spell Mount Tapuae-o-Uenuku. A wise man once said: you’ll never cross the same river twice, you’ll cross it 200 times. Go with the flow, embrace wet socks and take comfort that someone in the Tararuas probably has it worse than you.

Tarus

Cheer up, old thing. You sometimes feel like a rarely-visited remote hut; forgotten, off the beaten track, loved only by a few loyal friends and a crazy guy from