How Do You Spell Cunt?

By Mister Average

Ever wondered what it would be like being an erotica writer?
I am Mister Average - I'm not rich or famous, but I do make my living writing erotica for you.
Join me for one day as I take you through my life as an erotica author, letting you in on my secret life as I work on my latest ebook.
I hope what I get up to as I research my work doesn't shock you too much.
Contains explicit adult content.
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The author is a prolific writer of short fiction - some of his recent reviews include...

"This was well crafted to highlight the trials of boys growing up with raging hormones!
The look into what might happen behind closed doors growing up male."
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My Erotica Out to Dry was, without a doubt, the most unique and hilarious collection of erotic short stories I have ever read in my life.
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This great little collection contains two stories, not just one, excellent value! Both stories are about women who have husbands and their cuckold fantasies, and the very hot fulfillment of those fantasies in action. Two very hot stories that get right to the action. I really enjoyed reading these from the perspective of the two women, very satisfying.
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Thank you soooo much for the very best laugh of my life! I will definitely be purchasing more of Mister Average's books!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mister Average
• Release date: Aug 30, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301013296

Mister Average

Mister Average is a pen name of one of the most prolific writers of erotic short stories. Most of my stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives. The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies. I write about the kinds of things you fantasize about. If you follow me on Twitter you will find out about free days and discount coupons that I send out from time to time and you will see every new release. Enjoy.

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HOW DO YOU SPELL CUNT?

By

Mister Average

Smashwords Edition

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Published by Mister Average

at Smashwords

How Do You Spell Cunt?

Copyright 2013 by Mister Average

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This is a work of fiction. All the characters are fictitious. This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person you share it with. If you're reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then you should purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the author's work.

All the characters in this ebook are over the age of 18.

For my other eBooks, please go to the end of this book.

CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION

WRITING

RESEARCHING SEX

MORALITY

CUNT

COME FOR ME

AS THE SUN SETS

HOW DO YOU SPELL CUNT?

INTRODUCTION

Monday morning 6am –

I open my eyes slowly, it is getting light already and it will be another glorious spring day.

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the world is a happy place.

Yeh, yeh, I get all that crap, how fucking wonderful for you all! The birds’ volume increases, as though to blat out my slight bit of morning aggression.(Yes, blat is a word, a Mister Average word, not a typo)

A thought flashes through my mind. One day I am going to write that line about the sun and the birds and the bees and all the other fucking happy little darlings in the world – and follow it with the statistics about how many people are dying of hunger today blah, blah, blah - that will teach the fuckers…

In the distance I can hear all the wheels of the world turning as cars and trucks and buses whizz down the highway carrying their happy cargoes of drones and goods made for us drones so that the stinking rich bastards of the world can eke out a few extra billion for their survival – poor bastards. The billionaires, I mean.

Well, aren’t I in a happy mood today?

Nah, its ok, I am generally a happy sort of person, I just think the world sucks and on Monday mornings it sucks harder.

Speaking of sucking, my wife is still snoring her head off, so that is out of the question, I guess the only thing to do is to get up out of bed and have a shower and head