101 Reasons My Battery Operated Boyfriend is Better than Your Real One
By Stella Bella
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Hi there! My name is Stella Bella. Earlier this evening I was on a date with an admittedly handsome guy who had everything to offer. Or so his dating profile told me. And then, on our date, he told me again. And again. And while he refused to let me get a word in edge-wise, he told me again. He was either nervous or completely self-absorbed. And all I could think was, “Good grief, Stella, just imagine how he’d be in bed if he’s this narcissistic with conversation!”
As he told me about his alma mater and the corporate ladder he’s since climbed, the car he speeds to work in and the housekeeper who keeps his place immaculate, I couldn’t help but wonder if he was looking for a trophy girlfriend or wanting to interview someone to replace his maid. And then a cute guy from three tables over managed to catch my eye and began giving my flirty looks . . . until his date returned from the bathroom.
And I knew before my glass of wine was gone, that I couldn’t wait to get home to B.O.B. One day the fairy tale will come true and I will meet Mr. Stella. Until then, I am going to share with you the 101 reasons my battery operated boyfriend is better than your real one!
Stella Bella
Stella is a funny, witty woman who tells it like it is! She uses humor that will make you pee your pants, so don't try to read Stella's books in your cubicle at work. Wait until you are safely at home- or better yet, sitting around with a bottle of wine and your best girlfriends.
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