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    Let's Make a Deal
    Let's Make a Deal
    Let's Make a Deal
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    Let's Make a Deal

    By Bad Penny Press

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    Would you buy a "gently used" male silicone sex doll if the price was right? Well, what if you could take it for a "test drive" before you made your decision? We had a little trouble categorizing this gay erotic story, but you can download it for free as an introduction to more hardcore offerings from Bad Penny Press!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBad Penny Press
    Release dateSep 14, 2011
    ISBN9781466187986
    Let's Make a Deal
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    Bad Penny Press

    The home of authors Donny Dickson, Donn Falcone, Ray O. Sunshine and more, Bad Penny Press provides hardcore erotica that doesn't necessarily cross the line, but proudly stomps all over it.Our most popular stories center around "family-friendly" erotica, where love and lust know no bounds, just respected limits, but keep it all in the family. And there are many stories of cross-generational gay and heterosexual encounters, those demonstrating that an age difference makes no difference when it comes to sexual hunger, are the current primary focus.Some Bad Penny Press stories spring from fertile imaginations, while a number of them are based upon true experiences. Rape and BDSM stories do not have a home here.Please enjoy Bad Penny Press in moderation. Aw, hell... take as much as you want!

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      Let's Make a Deal - Bad Penny Press

      Let’s Make a Deal

      Copyright 2011 Bad Penny Press

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      Please look for other titles from Bad Penny Press at Smashwords.com

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      All characters in this work are portrayed as consenting adults.

      Any assumption otherwise is solely in the mind of the reader.

      Let’s Make a Deal

      Let's face it; being an older guy means that you don't have as many chances for a hook-up. It's not like I'm some homely guy who's ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road to avoid me. It's just that I'm older and guys my age are looking to hook up with attractive,

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