Stubble TROUBLE

Before we begin this week’s exciting episode, you might care to make yourself a hot drink and perhaps treat yourself to a plate of biscuits. Settle down in your most comfortable chair, first evicting the cat or the dog, and prepare yourself for a bit of a show. If you can lay your hands on a bucket of popcorn, all the better.

Because you are about to witness a prize chump in action. For the avoidance of doubt, I am that chump.

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