Out of the FRYING PAN
Dec 23, 2019
3 minutes
“We never had these when I was young,’ said the man in bright red trousers, who was eating his second sausage-wrapped-in-bacon on a stick. ‘We did have cheese and pineapple on a stick, although most people ate the pineapple and left the cheese on the table.’
‘Oh,’ I said.
‘Do you remember cheese and pineapple on a stick?’
‘Oh yes,’ I said.
‘Did you eat the cheese?’
We will stop there for a moment on health grounds. The guidelines are very specific on this
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