Kinky Secrets of Alice in Wonderland

Written by Melinda DuChamp

Narrated by Alix Dale

Beyond 50 Shades of Grey…

Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books.

Beyond 9 1/2 Weeks…

Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys—or girls—down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.

Beyond Pride and Prejudice and Zombies…

Alice is confused and frightened and…aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.

Beyond Thunderdome…

This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all.

This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare.…

• Language: English
• Publisher: Brilliance Audio
• Release date: Sep 10, 2013
• ISBN: 9781469295763

Melinda DuChamp

Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of a bestselling author who has written over 50 novels, mostly romance.

Reviews for Kinky Secrets of Alice in Wonderland

[Lori Hill · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Great detail and very imaginative. I'll definitely reccomend to my friends!

[Shoneen rivera · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Everyone told me it was sooooo funny well I only laughed 1 time. But overall it was entertaining. If your into kinky sex I think we have all either tried most of these or wanted to. It was fun!

[Kelsee O'Shea · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

I was curious about Erotica but I was intrigued quite by accident. I accidentally put a few Erotica books on my list so the app recommended some titles and curiously I looked over the selections until I stumbled upon this little gem. Since I had a conservative upbringing I had expected to be rather disgusted by it but it was very well written and there was something surprisingly classy about the whole thing. It's really a thing of beauty and it really explores the sexuality of a sheltered woman who knows nothing about her body and is ashamed of it because of her ignorance. It's a relatable story and mixing this with the classic story just fits perfectly. I will say that if you are a conservative Christian like I was raised to be that you may have to read this with a open mind and realize God is not as judgemental as people say he is. It's just a book, it can't steal your soul. There is no harm in expressing sexuality just as long as it is all consensual and it is not hurting you or anybody else. It's a wonderful book! I love it!

[brittaniethekid · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Absolutely ridiculous but highly entertaining. I've read much better, more sexually realistic fanfiction but if you're looking just for something fun and different to read and already are an adult fan of Wonderland, this isn't a book to avoid.

[chibineko_1 · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

This is definitely not a work to be taken seriously, although every once in a while it does try to be something other than a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. Essentially what this is, in a nutshell, is a parody mixed in with Alice in Wonderland. Choosing the Lewis story is somewhat of a good choice, considering that it's supposed to contain themes along the lines of "girl on the cusp of womanhood". In any case, if you're wondering if this is any good as "that kind of " fodder, it's not. Not really. The sex is rather lovingly detailed here and fairly imaginative for entry level erotica (no pun intended), but the intent here isn't really to entice but to mock its source material. You could get some enjoyment from reading the scenes, but I'll be honest in that this isn't the best erotica out there. Then again, the intent of this isn't to be the most erotic erotica. Joke-wise, this is decent. I chuckled more than a few times while reading this, especially at the not-so-subtle pokes at Amazon's ability to sell anything. And I mean anything- do a search sometime and you'll be surprised at what you can find. However I'll warn readers that this isn't really a parody of Fifty Shades or Alice per se, but more just a parody of the idea of Fifty Shades being an erotic retelling of a well-known and established piece of fiction. In that it definitely accomplishes its goal, although to give an absolute parody of FSOG I would recommend that the author takes FSOAIW, changes the names, and then re-publishes it for profit. All in all, this was a pretty fun read and a decent sendup of Fifty Shades. My only gripe is that after a while the sendup seemed to drag on a little longer than necessary. I think that was intentional, given that Fifty Shades went on far longer than its source material and also suffered from being overly long.

[hoosgracie · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

I found this quite funny. Very steamy and not at all for the squeamish.