Jesus thinks texting is for pussies. Christian eats charcuterie while his daughter flunks her classes. A fan defends Jerry after last episode's savage beating, but Jerry's too proud to accept. The Wannabes remember their early days slaying skeezas with all the most questionable moves: Smirnoff Ice, pretending to be drunk, and going after freshmen. This culminates in the ridiculous story of how Jerry lost his virginity on campus, during school hours, in an elevator. Jerry also gets super real about the challenges of raising three sons by two moms, who sometimes don't believe they're brothers. Finally, the Wannabes stop off in Wakanda to talk Black Panther. The only spoiler you'll get: Michael B. Jordan vs. Jerry G. from H.P. is about to be the new celebrity feud. --- COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24. THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book! Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.