Christian outs himself for a car accident. Jerry gets excited about Dodger's opening day. And Jesus thinks flat earthers are idiots but admits he thinks the lunar landing was faked. But the big news is that one of the Wannabes thinks the beloved late singer Selena was overrated and would have been washed up by now.  Catch Jerry, Jesus, Christian, and even producer Frank performing standup at The Ice House in Pasadena on Friday, April 7 at 8pm. Tickets are available HERE! Please subscribe on iTunes and follow us on Facebook! We're also on Stitcher Radio and Google Play! Hit us up with any questions or comments at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com