Jerry and Jesus soldier on through a sickness so bad it killed Jerry's morning wood. But the Oscars aren't gonna talk about themselves, damn it. The guys disagree on a man's ability to masturbate while sick, leading Christian into an internet deep dive and way too much boner talk. None of the Wannabes are satisfied with this year's Oscar winners. They reminisce on badass movies of years past, like Babel, Y Tu Mamá Tambien, and some hotel movie Jerry loved but can't remember the name of. Then: Jussie Smollet. Jesus feels his pain, and produces not one but TWO of his own stories about being caught in terrible lies! Finally, how much do the guys love The Office? Muchísimo, guey. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: March 9, Jerry Garcia @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA March 16, Jesus Sepulveda @ Bicycle Casino in Bell Gardens, CA --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.