Jesus and Christian kick it off with Christian's anniversary trip which involved mostly f*cking and farting. Jesus admits to shitting himself more as an adult than he did as a child and Christian wipes once a day whether he needs it or not.  They trash talk Jerry's selfie game and then he calls in from Mexico where he's king of the village, handing out clothes to the locals. Plus, he "runs the light" talking about his beloved Dodgers for way too long.  It's an international episode from two countries! Please subscribe on iTunes Stitcher, Google Play, or any podcast app! American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.