Jesus gets mobbed at a festival performing with Chingo Bling and has his "Selena moment". Jerry "literally ate a dick" over the weekend. "Christian got hands" and breaks bad but is scared shitless. Plus, how bombing effects their moods, tipping over a vendors food cart, and listener shout outs.  Please subscribe on iTunes and follow on Facebook! American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.