The guys recap Thanksgiving and Christian's "Friendsgiving" which Jesus doesn't understand and Jerry thinks sounds like a reality TV reunion show.  Then they reminisce about their sexual conquests. Jerry with teachers and parents of kids at the school where he worked; Jesus with two girls at the same party; and Christian having a chick he didn't know ask him to make out. They discuss Jerry getting dumped and debating whether or not he has ever cried over a girl.  Jesus tells the most embarrassing story in the history of the world about following a girl to a club like a stalker. Christian gives 12 reasons that a man is a keeper. Please subscribe on iTunes Stitcher, Google Play, or any podcast app! American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.