Jerry's ex has been calling to "check in on him." Christian never thought he could love a dog so much, but his love for his puppy is real. Jesus has questions about Trump's side chick. The guys wonder if any of them has f*cked a woman in power. Jerry fondly remembers his hot babysitter using him for make-out practice when he was 5. Christian asks the obvious question: What are your thoughts on kids hooking up with teachers? Jerry has another priceless double standard answer. Christian and Jesus debate the finer points of what high school chicks get away with – like the time a girl changed clothes in front of Jesus, but tried to get his ass kicked when he whipped his dick out in front of her. Then, Jesus debuts a spot-on Cardi B impression, and the Wannabes promote their upcoming live show at the NoHo Comedy Festival! -- SHOUT OUT TO OUR BOYS: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... Click the link to hear them on YouTube! WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.