Jerry remembers the most pathetic mugging ever. Jesus finds his dream manager. Christian reveals his outlaw past. But first: FYRE FESTIVAL! The homie Fernie El Chaton is in the house – just in time to help make fun of Jerry for losing his voice. The Wannabes' newest Netflix obsession is the Fyre Festival doc. Then, Jerry's Sports Minute returns! Jerry's HBO special is coming Father's Day weekend, and Jesus can't stand the title. Jesus tells a story about seeing a kid get beat by his parents, and it took him back to his childhood. Finally, the guys share stories of the first time they got hustled and jacked. Jerry's story wins. It may go down as the most pathetic American Wannabes story of all time. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Jan. 31, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.