Ep. 274 No New Friends

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Ep. 274 No New Friends

FromAmerican Wannabes Podcast

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43 minutes

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Mar 15, 2023

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Mar 15, 2023

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Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) Americans. For real.

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Episode 16 - That Knocked The Racist Out Of Me: Jerry returns from where cholos go to retire! Jesus returns from near-death-by tornado! Together again, the Wannabes revisit the cinematic masterwork known as Lowriders, and explore their deep, devotional love for the Kardashians. Then, hear the... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 38 - Farts And F*cking: Jesus and Christian kick it off with Christian's anniversary trip which involved mostly f*cking and farting. Jesus admits to shitting himself more as an adult than he did as a child and Christian wipes once a day whether he needs it or not. They... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 17 - I Don't Trust The Cheese: Jerry, Jesus and Christian get serious for a minute to pay respects to victims of the Manchester terror attack. How do we keep fools in check in these crazy times? As if the Ariana Grande concert wasn't bad enough, now you can't even trust gas station... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 9 - Karma Is A Bitch Man: Jerry cursed himself in the last podcast! Find out how, as Jesus returns from Arizona, the Wannabes reminisce about the last time they got in a fight, and things take an unexpectedly touchy-feely turn. The guys weigh in on the benefits of healthy... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 19 - I Sh*t My Pants In The Club: In a violently stinky episode, Jerry, Jesus, and Christian talk fighting and shi*tting, and sh*tting while fighting. Jerry joins 100 other Mexican dads in line for some donuts, goes to see Wonder Woman and gets recognized on the street. Jesus... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 18 - We're On Netflix Now: Jerry, Jesus and Christian go Hollywood! The secret's out: Jerry and Jesus are featured on Netflix's "Chingo Bling: They Can't Deport Us All." Available now! They talk about the project and what their lives are like now with fame, fortune and personal... by American Wannabes Podcast
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Episode 13 - I Was Never A Salma Hayek Fan: Jerry continues his streak of unpopular opinions about legendary Mexican beauties! First Selena, now this?! Jerry, Jesus and Christian talk good hair, and the lack thereof, before tackling Ryan Gosling's dating life. Spoiler alert: Jerry's not... by American Wannabes Podcast
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